Searching for search on yer search engine
My current project, ladies and gents, is searching for search in my search engine. You'll probably be wanting to know how it's been going, so I suppose I ought to tell you that I don't seem to have found any search so far. It's looking rather hopeless, in fact. You'd think there'd be lots and piles of search in a search engine, seeing as it's called search and all, but I've not found any. Isn't that strange?
Last year I tried looking for engine in my search engine. Didn't find any of that either. Stupid thing. Never has what I'm looking for in it, does it? Say...I wonder if maybe it's not named after what it is, but what it does. That would mean...it really isn't supposed to have any search or engine in it! What a novel idea, isn't it? So then what does it have in it, is the question? Rabbits? Mice? Empty space? It'd not be easy to have empty space in something, I shouldn't think.