Shart
Oh geez.
That Taco Bell is really coming back to bite me.
Let me just let out this fart...
I think that was wet...
Has that ever happened to you?
If so, you just experienced what scientists call a "Shart;" a combination of a shit and a fart.
Sharts most commonly occur when people believe to be letting out a regular fart, but underestimate the presence of liquids or solids in said fart.
If you shart, don't panic, unless you're in public. In that case, head to the nearest restroom immediately.
Sharts. They happen to everyone
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“In 1919 when I sharted...”
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What about parp, which is poop and fart mixed together.