Shatter resistant

“I've been pulled, I've been stretched, and I've been shattered into 10 pieces.”

~ Ruler

Nope, there's no such thing that is shatter resistant. It's all a complete myth. Things are either shatter proof or they aren't, there is no middle ground here. Either that priceless ming vase shatters when I throw it at the concrete or it doesn't.

I mean how do they test if it's shatter resistant anyway? Do they smash it against different things and see what happens? That seems almost as silly as testing the safety of cars by purposely crashing them!

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