Shmeeze

To be confused with Sneeze

IntroINSANITY

A Shmeeze is a very rare banana on the shore of the west meme village where the stupid people of Death Cheese village died in about 7 seconds earlier.

Why did they die?

Well they were at war because they ate to many dank memes last night before bed last night and almost died last night and last night they ate last night because they could last night and last night why is this last night they went insane last night because of the dank memes they ate last night and last night they got the Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Disease last night and um...... last night happened last night

The war

The war lasted about 10 minutes with each side using meme canons and sock launchers and Shmeeze bomberang (Like a boomerang but it explodes)

War tactics

The west meme village used meme canons to keep the death cheese village eating bananas from the fields of 666 and 666 and 666

The death cheese village used sock launchers to plug up the meme canons causing an explosion of dank memes to go everywhere in the entire universe at once. So if you like dank memes you have this one battle to thank.

Wait... what does this have to do about the shmeeze?

Well after the war the west meme villagers decided to burn everything because Donald Trump was coming to talk to them and they knew they would take a route through the forest that would burn the quickest which would cause him to die.

It failed however because Donald Trump is a lie made up by the government to make everyone listen

In fact everything is a lie by the government

Bananas are a lie by the government

Trees are a lie by the government

Death is a lie by the government

The government is a lie by the government

Memes are not a lie by the government

Memes are the only non-lie

<insert name here> is a lie by the government

I am a lie by the government

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is a lie by the government

Shmeeze is a lie by the government

...Back to Shmeeze now?

BUT ITS a lie by the government

MEANING IT DOESN'T EXIST

IN FACT THIS ARTICLE is a lie by the government

SO UM

..........

Death

666 is also not a lie

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHUAUHUKQWHiu2kyewjg yukjhewvyu3h jweguier hheiufh e fhgxhb udjjbhahauyahgbja

THIS WAS ALL a lie by the government

-Dies