Shopkeepers

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Shopkeepers are keepers who guard shops using their ancient weapons. Defeating a keeper will result in you getting either a gold circle or a flat, wriggly sheet with a person's face slapped on it that can come in many different colors. Losing to a keeper will force you to give them your own circles, sheets, and even rectangular objects because you took part of their territory. Unfortunately, some brave and sweaty people are able to break the system and do Shoplifting. This causes great distress to shopkeepers.