Skullcandy

Skullcandy is a medical condition found in anemic hipsters and yuppies that is contracted when you listen to dub-wub-dub-DUPSTEP while playing Words With Friends on an airplane.

Symptoms

A delicious victim's skull.

• Your skull becomes a giant skull-shaped watermelon-flavo(u)red Jolly Rancher.
• Your brain becomes the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop!
• You get eaten alive by any nearby children.