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Skullcandy is a medical condition found in anemic hipsters and yuppies that is contracted when you listen to dub-wub-dub-DUPSTEP while playing Words With Friends on an airplane.


A delicious victim's skull.
  • Your skull becomes a giant skull-shaped watermelon-flavo(u)red Jolly Rancher.
  • Your brain becomes the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop!
  • You get eaten alive by any nearby children.