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Slippers are shoes that make your feet itch. They were a form of medieval torture for the pagan heathen. Oliver Cromwell famously made love with one.


There are many types of slipper which come with free bubble bath and carpet sample.

  • Slippery these are made out of the raw skin of eels.
  • Rough The inside is rough enough to make you bleed to the bone.
  • Mcdonalds The inside is made out of nugget batter.
  • Cream The inside had creamy padding, for some of those more creamy moments.
  • Old A slipper for someone over 65. This contains dope.
  • Rich Inside made of $10,000 and some weed inbetween

Feet are slippers as they are worn on your legs.