Slippers

Slippers are shoes that make your feet itch. They were a form of medieval torture for the pagan heathen. Oliver Cromwell famously made love with one.

Types

There are many types of slipper which come with free bubble bath and carpet sample.

• Slippery these are made out of the raw skin of eels.

• Rough The inside is rough enough to make you bleed to the bone.

• Mcdonalds The inside is made out of nugget batter.

• Cream The inside had creamy padding, for some of those more creamy moments.

• Old A slipper for someone over 65. This contains dope.

• Rich Inside made of $10,000 and some weed inbetween

Feet are slippers as they are worn on your legs.