Snookums

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[INFO]	Query view for “Yahovah” opened.
<Yahovah>	Hai.
<Flameviper>	SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS
SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS?
<Yahovah>	No. Only Jews.
<Flameviper>	what is a snookums
<Flameviper>	snookums
<Yahovah>	Flameviper
<Yahovah>	(noun)
<Yahovah>	1. A word use to show endearment to someone you really want to piss
off and then shoot in the head with a .22, then dump them off the side of a cliff
while whistling "Hail to the Chief."
<Yahovah>	That's a snookums, sir.
<Flameviper>	you are weird
<Yahovah>	No, sir, you are the one filling screens full of SNOOKUMS.
<Flameviper>	but I like SNOOKUMS.
<Yahovah>	I like fucking better.
<Flameviper>	:(
<Flameviper>	can we try to keep this a family friendly environment?
i mean, what with soccer moms attacking everyone who says "poop"
<Yahovah>	No. I like fucking soccer moms, too.
<Flameviper>	OMG!

<AfterDeath>	O RLY
<AfterDeath>	sweet.
<Flameviper>	you're the first person who doesn't say "fuck off" when I spam them
with snookums
<AfterDeath>	lol
<Flameviper>	the snookums is getting old...
<AfterDeath>	why do you do that though
<AfterDeath>	heh
<Flameviper>	it's really lulzy to see people's reactions
<AfterDeath>	I see.
<AfterDeath>	Was my reaction lulzy? ;p
<Flameviper>	kind of
<AfterDeath>	Lulzy in that it wasn't what you were expecting.
<Flameviper>	yees
<AfterDeath>	Are snookums your sole source of entertainment on IRC? :P
<Flameviper>	besides talking to people, yes
<AfterDeath>	Why don't you do more talking and less snookums?
<Flameviper>	I'm a proponent of lurking moar
<AfterDeath>	Do you have anything fun to do besides be on IRC, like code? :P
<Flameviper>	not really, i have an entire internets though

[INFO]	Query view for “PFA” opened.
<PFA>	what?
<Flameviper>	spamming SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS
SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS to people is funny
<PFA>	it is
<Flameviper>	statement or question, snookums?
<PFA>	but not in canada; i think there are laws against that there.
<PFA>	what about canada?
<Flameviper>	canada
<Flameviper>	snookums lives in canadia
<PFA>	statement.
<PFA>	do i know you?
<PFA>	i see.
<PFA>	do you have a lot of snookumses?
* Flameviper	roffles
<Flameviper>	Before my control+v keys break, I have a lot of snookumses left in me
<PFA>	that's good
<Flameviper>	...
<PFA>	i don't think Mindspring is in Canada, is it?
<Flameviper>	I'm in the States
<PFA>	so clearly you dont know the first thing about canada...
<Flameviper>	I've been there
<PFA>	my point exactly
<PFA>	lol
<Flameviper>	...
<PFA>	what? 	
<PFA>	why did you PM me?
<Flameviper>	I did it for the lulz
<PFA>	come on, certainly you could do better than that.
<PFA>	i was asking about a vegan product! where are the animal torture pictures and
PETA jokes?!
<PFA>	how about asking about my pet polar bear?
<PFA>	"snookums" is all-purpose, perhaps, but the best jokes reach the smallest
audiences.
<Flameviper>	does he have a bucket? oh, wait, that's a walrus
<PFA>	it's a manatee, actually
<Flameviper>	oh
<PFA>	yes
<PFA>	please to improve your lulz before inflicting them on others
<Flameviper>	I see
<PFA>	just curious, *do* i know you?
<PFA>	your nick seems vaguely familiar.
<Flameviper>	I go on #defocus from time to time
<PFA>	ok
<Flameviper>	k

[INFO]	Query view for “SmileyLap” opened.
<SmileyLap>	stop it kthx
<Flameviper>	what? the snookums?
<SmileyLap>	yup
<Flameviper>	NO SNOOKUMS MAKES THE WORLD A SAD SAD PLACE

[INFO]	Query view for “starshine” opened.
<starshine>	wackjob you
<Flameviper>	SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS
SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS
<starshine>	next time dont let anyone else cut your drugs, man, it's bad for you
<Flameviper>	QFT
* starshine	runs that past the universal translator in case it was a message
<Flameviper>	quote for truth
<starshine>	um ok, its a message but still makes no sense. thats fine then ;P
<Flameviper>	THAT IS AWESOME THING YOU JUST SAID
<Flameviper>	SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS
SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS
<starshine>	hehe
<Flameviper>	...
<starshine>	we'll see if you think it's awesome still after you'r not high, but
yeah, it's probably still true :)
* Flameviper	laughs his ass of
<Flameviper>	OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY ASS

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<Flameviper>	SNOOKUMS
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<impl>	SNOOKUMS!!
<Flameviper>	snookums!
<impl>	:D