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[INFO] Query view for “Yahovah” opened. <Yahovah> Hai. <Flameviper> SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS? <Yahovah> No. Only Jews. <Flameviper> what is a snookums <Flameviper> snookums <Yahovah> Flameviper <Yahovah> (noun) <Yahovah> 1. A word use to show endearment to someone you really want to piss off and then shoot in the head with a .22, then dump them off the side of a cliff while whistling "Hail to the Chief." <Yahovah> That's a snookums, sir. <Flameviper> you are weird <Yahovah> No, sir, you are the one filling screens full of SNOOKUMS. <Flameviper> but I like SNOOKUMS. <Yahovah> I like fucking better. <Flameviper> :( <Flameviper> can we try to keep this a family friendly environment? i mean, what with soccer moms attacking everyone who says "poop" <Yahovah> No. I like fucking soccer moms, too. <Flameviper> OMG!
<AfterDeath> O RLY <AfterDeath> sweet. <Flameviper> you're the first person who doesn't say "fuck off" when I spam them with snookums <AfterDeath> lol <Flameviper> the snookums is getting old... <AfterDeath> why do you do that though <AfterDeath> heh <Flameviper> it's really lulzy to see people's reactions <AfterDeath> I see. <AfterDeath> Was my reaction lulzy? ;p <Flameviper> kind of <AfterDeath> Lulzy in that it wasn't what you were expecting. <Flameviper> yees <AfterDeath> Are snookums your sole source of entertainment on IRC? :P <Flameviper> besides talking to people, yes <AfterDeath> Why don't you do more talking and less snookums? <Flameviper> I'm a proponent of lurking moar <AfterDeath> Do you have anything fun to do besides be on IRC, like code? :P <Flameviper> not really, i have an entire internets though
[INFO] Query view for “PFA” opened. <PFA> what? <Flameviper> spamming SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS to people is funny <PFA> it is <Flameviper> statement or question, snookums? <PFA> but not in canada; i think there are laws against that there. <PFA> what about canada? <Flameviper> canada <Flameviper> snookums lives in canadia <PFA> statement. <PFA> do i know you? <PFA> i see. <PFA> do you have a lot of snookumses? * Flameviper roffles <Flameviper> Before my control+v keys break, I have a lot of snookumses left in me <PFA> that's good <Flameviper> ... <PFA> i don't think Mindspring is in Canada, is it? <Flameviper> I'm in the States <PFA> so clearly you dont know the first thing about canada... <Flameviper> I've been there <PFA> my point exactly <PFA> lol <Flameviper> ... <PFA> what? <PFA> why did you PM me? <Flameviper> I did it for the lulz <PFA> come on, certainly you could do better than that. <PFA> i was asking about a vegan product! where are the animal torture pictures and PETA jokes?! <PFA> how about asking about my pet polar bear? <PFA> "snookums" is all-purpose, perhaps, but the best jokes reach the smallest audiences. <Flameviper> does he have a bucket? oh, wait, that's a walrus <PFA> it's a manatee, actually <Flameviper> oh <PFA> yes <PFA> please to improve your lulz before inflicting them on others <Flameviper> I see <PFA> just curious, *do* i know you? <PFA> your nick seems vaguely familiar. <Flameviper> I go on #defocus from time to time <PFA> ok <Flameviper> k
[INFO] Query view for “SmileyLap” opened. <SmileyLap> stop it kthx <Flameviper> what? the snookums? <SmileyLap> yup <Flameviper> NO SNOOKUMS MAKES THE WORLD A SAD SAD PLACE
[INFO] Query view for “starshine” opened. <starshine> wackjob you <Flameviper> SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS <starshine> next time dont let anyone else cut your drugs, man, it's bad for you <Flameviper> QFT * starshine runs that past the universal translator in case it was a message <Flameviper> quote for truth <starshine> um ok, its a message but still makes no sense. thats fine then ;P <Flameviper> THAT IS AWESOME THING YOU JUST SAID <Flameviper> SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS SNOOKUMS <starshine> hehe <Flameviper> ... <starshine> we'll see if you think it's awesome still after you'r not high, but yeah, it's probably still true :) * Flameviper laughs his ass of <Flameviper> OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY ASS
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