Social Suicide
Example 1[edit | edit source]
SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U 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SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY SO U HERD U LIEK BOXXY
Et cetera.
Example 2[edit | edit source]
This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.
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[17:27:31] <Ljlego> so, how are things? [17:27:44] |<-- thatguy2 has left irc.foonetic.net (Connection reset by peer) [17:27:48] |<-- Doppelgamer has left irc.foonetic.net (Quit: Leaving) [17:27:50] <Ljlego> good thanks [17:27:58] -->| Doppelgamer has joined #xkcd [17:27:59] -->| julian has joined #xkcd [17:28:01] <Ljlego> that problem taken care of then? [17:28:09] you know which one I'm talking about [17:28:28] with the....you know [17:28:35] <noamsml> Lake: One thing. Do all the hard drives look reasonably similar? That is, similar enough to be confused between? [17:28:42] <Ljlego> excellent [17:28:46] mine's been acting up too [17:28:58] |<-- giggsey has left irc.foonetic.net (Quit: I r mØØse) [17:29:03] <Ljlego> well [17:29:16] it's drooping all the time [17:29:22] <noamsml> Lake: There's this: http://www.pcguide.com/ts/x/sys/booterrGBER31-c.html [17:29:30] <Lake> noamsml: not really, the laptop hard drive was 12Gb, and the normal one is 80Gb [17:29:33] <Ljlego> but the horticulturist said water and fertilizer should fix it up [17:29:37] so it's OK [17:29:49] <noamsml> Lake: Yes, but physically. Could you have gotten them mixed up? [17:29:57] |<-- _LSK_ has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:30:01] <Lake> noamsml: thanks, I found that site on google, I think I didnt notice that particular page on that site [17:30:12] <Ljlego> not so bad, actually [17:30:14] -->| bluesky74656 has joined #xkcd [17:30:20] <Ljlego> have some exams coming up [17:30:23] study study study [17:30:35] -->| bla has joined #xkcd [17:30:39] <Ljlego> haha yeah [17:30:42] <Lake> noamsml: certainly not ! :), one was screwed in , the other sitting on the floor of the box [17:30:53] <Ljlego> they're the worst, you know? [17:30:56] <Lake> noamsml: but thanks for the link, was quite stupid of me to miss it [17:31:03] <Ljlego> has joined #xkcd [17:31:07] <Ljlego> please, you've got forever [17:31:36] tomorrow [17:31:39] and the next day <noamsml> Is Ljlego talking to himself? [17:31:46] <Lake> noamsml: if repairing MBR is as simple as repairing GRUB, I should be home free soon ! [17:31:48] -->| mib_yaf3h7wa has joined #xkcd [17:32:01] <Ljlego> yeah, it's a lot [17:32:06] but they shouldn't be too bad [17:32:19] |<-- Ophichius has left irc.foonetic.net (Connection reset by peer) [17:32:20] |<-- stigmata has left irc.foonetic.net (Connection reset by peer) [17:32:23] <Ljlego> speaking of bad [17:32:25] -->| itexplodiate has joined #xkcd [17:32:28] <Ljlego> what's up with your sister? [17:32:29] <noamsml> Ljlego: That's the first sign of madness [17:32:34] |<-- fbr has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:32:41] <Ljlego> noamsml: excuse me, I'm having a conversation, kthxbai [17:32:47] really? [17:32:51] <noamsml> Ljlego: With whom? [17:32:53] <Ljlego> I heard she went up a creek [17:32:58] noamsml: can't talk, conversing [17:33:00] <noamsml> Ljlego: Notice that no one is anwering [17:33:12] <Ljlego> I don't see no one answering [17:33:16] notice the double negative [17:33:21] jeez, how rude [17:33:28] <noamsml> Ljlego: You're probably answering private messages on the public channel [17:33:33] <Ljlego> what? [17:33:43] I don't understand [17:33:45] -->| Novex has joined #xkcd <noamsml> Ljlego: In order to send a private message, write /msg <user> <message> [17:33:57] <--| mib_yaf3h7wa has left #xkcd [17:34:10] <Ljlego> what are you talking about? [17:34:15] I don't appreciate being patronized [17:34:16] <--| Ljlego has left #xkcd (Though I die, La Resistance lives on) [17:34:17] |<-- Doppelgamer has left irc.foonetic.net:7000 (Quit: Leaving) [17:34:26] <noamsml> ... [17:34:29] <Lake> hahha [17:34:30] -->| Ljlego has joined #xkcd [17:34:33] <Ljlego> I'm sorry, that was rude [17:34:38] forgive me? [17:34:44] * Ljlego hugs room [17:34:51] <Cellshot> ._. [17:35:02] <Ljlego> sorry, sorry [17:35:15] -->| polar has joined #xkcd [17:35:20] <noamsml> It's OK. I made the same mistake my first time on IRC. [17:35:27] <Cellshot> ..I didn't... [17:35:30] :P [17:35:31] <Ljlego> seven [17:35:35] <Lake> nine [17:35:42] <phyphor> eight six seven [17:35:45] <noamsml> Cellshot: Well, not everyone can be perfect :P [17:35:47] <Cellshot> seventeen! [17:35:51] <noamsml> eleven! [17:35:53] <Cellshot> noamsml: Try harder! :P [17:35:58] <Ljlego> every subject, yeah [17:36:15] <Lake> forty-two man! FORTY-TWO [17:36:48] <Ljlego> so, bleebl glarp? [17:36:52] <phyphor> nobody kno's Jenny's number? [17:37:00] <Ljlego> 867-5309 [17:37:02] <Cellshot> Do rapidshare accounts get raep'd if you download 'illegal' or 'questionable' files? [17:37:11] |<-- bluesky74656 has left irc.foonetic.net (Quit: leaving) [17:37:18] * Cellshot is wondering if it's a decent investment [17:37:22] <Ljlego> splarp, eh? [17:37:29] <noamsml> Cellshot: You talk to me about perfection and then use RapidShare? [17:37:32] <Ljlego> NOOOO [17:37:35] DON'T DO THAT! [17:37:42] * Ljlego watches universe asplode [17:37:47] <Cellshot> noamsml: I never said I was perfect, just that you need to try harder. :P [17:37:56] <Ljlego> YOU BASTARD [17:38:04] killing Kenny and glaprizing foob [17:38:05] -->| _LSK__ has joined #xkcd [17:38:07] <Cellshot> Also, I only use it because all teh NDS roms I want are there. [17:38:15] <Ljlego> don't you do that to her! [17:38:17] <Cellshot> Ljlego, who are you talking to? [17:38:18] =-= _LSK__ is now known as _LSK_ [17:38:33] <noamsml> Cellshot: But buying a rapidshare account is giving in to The Man! [17:38:35] <Ljlego> _LSK_: is that like LSD? [17:38:40] <phyphor> Ljlego: What IRC client are you using? [17:38:52] <Ljlego> I don't know [17:38:54] what does taht mean? [17:38:55] <_LSK_> Ljlego: no, honest. [17:38:57] it's short for Left Side of Keyboard [17:39:04] I odn't know, what does it mean? [17:39:10] <Cellshot> noamsml: No it's not, it's paying one man so you can steal things from all the other mans. [17:39:12] |<-- Cai has left irc.foonetic.net (Quit: Cai) [17:39:19] <Ljlego> OIC [17:39:21] <Cellshot> It balances out. [17:39:38] <Ljlego> she's going out D: [17:39:42] you got her! [17:39:53] <noamsml> Cellshot: Your logic is sound. But... Rapidshare! [17:40:12] <Ljlego> BUT MY MOMMY DOESN'T WANT BABIES [17:40:13] <Cellshot> Got a better idea? [17:40:16] <Ljlego> glarp [17:40:23] you don't like rapid share? [17:40:29] <noamsml> Who wants to guess what the guy on the other side of Ljlego's conversation is saying? [17:40:55] -->| kriuq has joined #xkcd [17:40:56] -->| Bucket has joined #xkcd =-= Mode #xkcd +h Bucket by ChanServ [17:40:57] <Cellshot> I was just doing that [17:41:03] -->| daedeloth has joined #xkcd [17:41:07] <Cellshot> I'm actually starting to think that there isn't another person [17:41:16] <noamsml> ... [17:41:26] <Ljlego> wut? [17:41:27] <Bucket> [Everyone stares at relsqui.] No, 'What'. [17:41:31] |<-- Novex has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) <Ljlego> what [17:41:41] <noamsml> And they converse... [[The Real Twilight Zone|IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE]] [17:41:48] <Cellshot> DUN DUN DUNNN [17:42:02] <Ljlego> how dare you say that [17:42:08] |<-- hexium has left irc.foonetic.net (Quit: ) [17:42:09] |<-- _LSK_ has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:42:10] |<-- BenRu has left irc.foonetic.net [17:42:13] <Ljlego> that doesn't even make sense [17:42:18] glaphtron [17:42:36] fark [17:42:50] yes, fark [17:42:52] <phyphor> bucket! <Bucket> I am never broken. [17:42:54] <Ljlego> you fucking heard me [17:43:08] <itexplodiate> That's not news [17:43:09] <noamsml> *read <Ljlego> WHAT? [17:43:10] <phyphor> bucket, ljlego is a weird person who talks to invisible people [17:43:12] <Bucket> phyphor: That memory address is empty [17:43:25] <Ljlego> please, grathy grape is more hargey than that [17:43:29] <noamsml> bucket, ljlego is a weird person \who talks to invisible people [17:43:30] <Bucket> OK, noamsml. [17:43:37] <Cellshot> Uh.. [17:43:45] Will that do it? :S [17:43:47] <noamsml> "My invisible friend here..." [17:43:49] <Cellshot> Bucket, Ljlego [17:43:50] <Bucket> Ljlego is a weird person who talks to invisible people [17:43:54] <Cellshot> Ah, guess it will [17:43:55] -->| _LSK__ has joined #xkcd [17:43:56] <Ljlego> roo girdle [17:44:07] <noamsml> I think he's officially snapped =-= _LSK__ is now known as _LSK_ [17:44:20] <itexplodiate> I think he's bored and trying to get attention [17:44:26] <Ljlego> no, I'm not bored [17:44:28] <noamsml> He makes about as much sense as the broken GLaDDOS on #bots [17:44:32] <Ljlego> I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you [17:44:38] <noamsml> OK, he's just trying to get attention [17:44:41] <phyphor> Yeah [17:44:42] <Cellshot> XD [17:45:04] <Ljlego> yeah, that's true [17:45:19] -->| Hermiene has joined #xkcd [17:45:24] =-= Mode #xkcd +o Hermiene by ChanServ [17:45:25] <Ljlego> do I ever! [17:45:28] <phyphor> bucket, what is best in life? <Bucket> To crush Bucket's enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! [17:45:29] -->| ralph has joined #xkcd [17:45:35] <Ljlego> nowthat was an excellent operating system [17:45:50] <noamsml> bucket, what is best in life? [17:45:51] <Bucket> To crush Bucket's enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! [17:45:58] <Ljlego> really, you think so? [17:45:59] well, then again [17:46:02] <noamsml> Bucket, literal the best in life? [17:46:03] <Bucket> noamsml: the best in life =is= <reply>To crush Bucket's enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! [17:46:05] <Ljlego> 98 was an "improvement" on it [17:46:07] so who knows [17:46:09] <Celes> Bucket, mihaisad [17:46:10] <Bucket> Celes: I do not understand [17:46:30] <noamsml> Bucket, the best in life =~ s/bucket's/\your/ [17:46:32] <Bucket> I didn't have anything matching 'the best in life', noamsml [17:46:36] <Ljlego> you're a linuxhead, aren't you] [17:46:37] <Celes> Bucket, mihaisad is also <action>gives MihaiG a hug [17:46:38] <Bucket> OK, Celes. [17:46:39] <noamsml> Bucket, the best in life? =~ s/bucket's/\your/ <Bucket> I didn't have anything matching 'the best in life?', noamsml [17:46:47] -->| uberushaximus has joined #xkcd [17:46:49] |<-- KriLL3 has left irc.foonetic.net (Connection reset by peer) [17:46:53] <noamsml> Bucket, the best in life =~ s/bucket/\your/ [17:46:54] <Bucket> I didn't have anything matching 'the best in life', noamsml [17:46:58] <noamsml> Odd [17:47:01] <phyphor> try best in life [17:47:04] bucket, what is best in life? <Bucket> To crush Bucket's enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! [17:47:07] <Ljlego> but at heart you're a lover of the linux [17:47:09] <phyphor> bucket, what is the best in life? <Bucket> To crush Bucket's enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! [17:47:10] <noamsml> Bucket, best in life =~ s/bucket's/\your/ [17:47:11] <Bucket> OK, noamsml [17:47:15] <phyphor> bucket, what is best in life? [17:47:16] <Bucket> To crush \ enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! [17:47:31] <phyphor> bucket, what is the best in life? [17:47:32] <Bucket> To crush \ enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! [17:47:33] <noamsml> OK, I think this needs to go to #bots [17:47:36] -->| Novex has joined #xkcd [17:47:39] <Ljlego> actually, I've been there [17:47:44] <Celes> mihaisad * Bucket gives MihaiG a hug [17:47:59] -->| Ophichius has joined #xkcd [17:48:00] -->| rpedro_ has joined #xkcd [17:48:02] -->| KriLL3 has joined #xkcd [17:48:24] <noamsml> Ljlego: No you haven't. I've been on #bots constantly. I would have seen you. [17:48:38] <Ljlego> you callin' me a liar? [17:48:43] * Ljlego takes out pistol [17:48:50] <Ljlego> this town ain't big enough fer the both of us [17:49:16] <noamsml> Ljlego: Maybe under a different nick [17:49:26] Your non-troll one, I suppose [17:49:33] -->| _LSK__ has joined #xkcd [17:49:49] <Ljlego> :( [17:50:14] -->| natjo1986 has joined #xkcd |<-- ralph has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:50:52] |<-- _LSK_ has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:50:58] =-= _LSK__ is now known as _LSK_ [17:51:19] |<-- Setzer has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:51:45] <Cellshot> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MDynzLBXd0 [17:51:47] :/ [17:52:02] "And if you're underage, and drinking.. The security here will kill you." [17:52:08] <Ljlego> that's just silly [17:52:16] what kind of retard says that? [17:52:19] <Hermiene> http://richarddawkins.net/article,2365,The-Oxford-Book-of-Modern-Science-Writing,Richard-Dawkins <- /me wants. [17:52:20] <natjo1986> you? [17:52:28] <Ljlego> oh yeah [17:52:29] I remember now [17:52:32] <Cellshot> Boob of death! [17:52:34] -->| Setzer has joined #xkcd [17:52:36] -->| Doppelgamer has joined #xkcd [17:52:52] <SilentPenguin> Hermiene: quite a random link there :P <noamsml> Ljlego: It's called hyperbole [17:53:03] -->| rpedro__ has joined #xkcd [17:53:24] <Setzer> hows the hard-drive problem hermiene [17:53:27] |<-- rpedro_ has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:53:30] <Ljlego> well, actually, my lap rocket is sweating like a pedophile, and it's so stiff that it's propping up my laptop [17:53:31] <Hermiene> SilentPenguin: Yeah, well... When are we ever on topic? [17:53:33] <Ljlego> oh [17:53:34] shit [17:53:36] wrong window [17:53:41] |<-- Novex has left irc.foonetic.net (Ping timeout) [17:53:47] <Hermiene> IS there a topic? Should there be one? These are the questions we all struggle with in our lives. [17:53:48] <noamsml> Ljlego: NOW you find out [17:53:49] <Ljlego> ummm [17:53:51] awkward [17:53:53] <Setzer> is there a right window? [17:54:09] <Ljlego> I, uh [17:54:10] <phyphor> bucket ljlefo is an obvious troll [17:54:11] <Bucket> OK, phyphor. <Ljlego> I'm sorry [17:54:15] <phyphor> bucket ljlego is an obvious troll [17:54:16] <Bucket> OK, phyphor. [17:54:17] <Hermiene> What ARE windows, anyway, but a way for us to look OUT? [17:54:19] <--| Ljlego has left #xkcd (Whoops)