Society is Whack

The following is a pretty gangster rap. Please read it as such.

A-hem:

"Society is Whack"

Society is whack
I’m out on the attack
I’m gonna buy
No more tick tacks
Gonna go to the store
Drop my money on the floor
Pick it up
(Cuz floors are just like that!)
Talk to the guy
At the counter
Tell him “I’m not gonna participate
With this societal encounter”
Pull out my nine millimeter
Lay it on the table
Ask for a refund
Say seeya later
Suckaaa
Ah ha ha
But not really
Buy a stick of gum
Throw it on the floor
Say “take that!
Floors are for suckaz, suckaaaa!”
Wish I could levitate
Inebriate
Don’t discriminate
Hate
Is what u talking about
Hate hate hate
But no disrespect
2 all you insects
Ah ha ha
Ha ha
So I’m chewing some gum
In the park
(da park da park)
Word, in da park
Next to some play structure
Hecka kids
Up in my business
Askin questions,
Inquisitive expressions,
Elections,
Inspections,
Ressurections,
Infections,
Givin me directions
To Chuck E Cheeses and junk
Cuz kids are just like that
I guess.
...
Tellin me ice cream is delicious!
Bitch, ice cream ain’t delicious
Just hecka good
On a summer day
But it’s WINTER beeeyatch!
Yatch yatch yatch!
Yaught-zeeeeeee
Ah ha ha
No disrespect
So I start whippn' they ass
Like a total bad-ass
Like a blast from the past
Like a really itchy rash
Parsnip mash,
(Flash!)
Then along came a spider,
that sat down beside her,
(Flash!)
Forshadowin.
So I step on it.
The gas
And I'm doin twenty miles per hour
T-t-t-twenty milas po howa
T-t-t-t-twenty gallons per mile
Just riding my riding ride
(He was just riding his ride)
Yeah, just riding my riding ride
(He was just riding his riding ride)
Like a gas-guzzlin space
glider
on...
ICE
...
BOOOOOYYYYEEE
And so I'm burning they childen hoes
Even though they don't knows
Where I was goins
me neither.
And this pop-a-cap-a coppa coppa coppa coppa coppa,
coppa coppa coppa COPpa,
Comes out outta nowhaaa
And pulls me ova
there
(there!)
there?
(there!)
Underwhere? (Ho ho ha)
Oh DAYUM.
And now he's callin me a trucka
Like I'm some sorta sucka
axin me for licence and REG'
(licence and reg'! licence and reg'!)
Tellin me I can't hit childrens
even though
they totally were gonna bite me
were tryn' ta fight me
And I'm all like
"You're fat
What are u?
A cop or a marshmallow?"
Cuz I was honestly confused
for a second.
Wait...
Redirected!!!!
BAM!
Cop hits my windshield
Window-windslield
Like there's no tomorrow
With his slurpie
Dunno where he got it
Looked kinda purdie
So I'm like:
"Dam, where u get such a purdie slurpie?
With such vivid colors?
Ones such as turquoise?"
And he says "the store"
da store?
the STORE?!?
Like a whore!
Only fourty
four
dollars.
marshmallow?
Hey!
That's expensive!
So I'm all like
Damn, what a hater!
Damn, what a hater!
Damn, what a hater!
Damn, what a hater!
Dan, what's a hater?
Damn, that's a hater!
Damn, I'll see you later!
You damn alligator!
You smell like Darth Vader!
Damn, what a hater?
Damn! What? A hater!?
Damn, what a hater!
Damn, what a hater!
Damn, I need a heater!
It's cold in here.
So I put the petal to the medal
to the Ma-ma-ma-mmmm
MMMmedal
Like a total bad-ass
Kickin road dust
Into his ass
Which he was riding
Like some bicycletricycleicycle
On a musicalboozicalloozical
Oooooh, that's cool!
I was thinking
Cuz I thought I saw an elephant
Except really tiny
And with extra legs
Turns out...

It was a spider!

The End