Sour Patch Kids
Sour Patch Kids are a criminal organization that uses dKL3Osm)1 to their advantage. They want to steal the mighty banana of Illogicopedia, and leave Illogicopedia banana-less. The banana is very big and heavy[1], so they march in groups of twenty-eight. Their motto is "Sour, Sweet, Gone." Let's dissect this motto.
Sour[edit | edit source]
They use the word sour to incorporate the idea of committing numerous crimes. They are truly the sourest things you can imagine.
Sweet[edit | edit source]
After committing these crimes, they use the act of dreinordlism, which is acting cute because you committed a crime to make the victim feel guilty and let them free.
Gone[edit | edit source]
After their prey is paralyzed, they flee the crime scene.
Relations[edit | edit source]
Allies[edit | edit source]
Skittles, Starburst, Mike & Ike, and Twizzlers.
Neutral[edit | edit source]
Tootsie Rolls, Jawbreakers, and 3 Musketeers.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Reese's, M&M, Milky Way, Laffy Taffy, Butterfinger, and Jolly Rancher.
- ↑ That's what she said-