Spaghetti Saga: Chapter Three

The Spaghetti Saga. Possibly co-written by an Android emoji.

With their newly-broken car, Sage continued driving to the restaurant, trying to forget what had just happened. They arrived at the restaurant and a man stood at the entrance. "Please sign this," he said, holding a clipboard that had a distraught emoji on it. Luna signs the paper and they get to go in. They sat down at a table and waited. The waiter came over to the table. The man wanted to seem fancy and act French, but the man doesn't know how to speak French. "Une vache doit enlever les spaghettis du femelle," he said, confidently. Sage and Luna started ordering. "I'll have the chicken tenders and fries," Sage says. "And she'll have the spaghetti with garlic bread."

"Ah, an excellent choice," the waiter says. "Your food will be out shortly."