Spam (food)

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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• [13:09] <sheep> how much spam have we had this month?
• [13:11] <@No_one_at_all> LOTS OF SPAM. LOTS OF IT, SIR
• [13:11] <XY007> 2 644 541 lines
• [13:11] <@No_one_at_all> THE SHIP IS FOUNDERING UNDER IT
• [13:11] <XY007> fnord
• [13:11] <@No_one_at_all> OUR RUDDER IS A CAN OF SPAM
• [13:11] <@No_one_at_all> OUR SAILS ARE SHEETS OF SPAM
• [13:11] <@No_one_at_all> OUR ANCHOR? SPAM, SIR!
• [13:12] <@No_one_at_all> WE WALK DECKS OF SPAM WITH BULWARKS OF SPAM! OUR HANDSPIKES ARE SPAM!
• [13:12] <XY007> WE SAIL THE SEAS ON THE S.S. SPAM!
• [13:12] <XY007> WHY 2.65 MILLION LINES OF SPAM!
• [13:12] <XY007> And we sing this song;
• [13:12] <XY007> 'spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam'
• [13:13] <@No_one_at_all> WAVES OF SPAM! A SKY OF SPAM! WE SING OUR SONG BENEATH A SUN OF FRYING, SPUTTERING SPAM!
• [13:13] <XY007> for spam is the world
• [13:13] <@No_one_at_all> GOD BLESS THE SPAM, SIR, AND GOD DAMN IT! MAY I NEVER SET MY EYES ON HOME AGAIN, SIR, BUT THEY SEE SPAM!
• [13:14] <XY007> spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
• [13:14] <@UncycBot> Mmmm, spam.