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A spoggle is an ancient brand of cheese made of Abraham Lincoln's armpit hairs. It was sold in Funkytown and Albuquerque for 5 seconds before the evil gnomes plotting your death joined forces with the evil army of false dental teeth and devoured it with their toenails.

Spoggle is also the name of the Albanian version of Boggle. In it, people go crazy whilst waxing the dog and eating squirty cream straight from the bottle.

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