Sponge bob is evil

After years of research, scientists realized that having children watch the popular TV show “SpongeBob Squarepants” makes their Brains expand. This may sound like a good thing but studies show that while your mind grows your body will not. Therefore if children keep watching SpongeBob their skulls will start to crack. This may lead to death. Another possible theory is that the skulls will expand along with the brain causing the child’s head to become so large that the child cannot walk. But the worst possibility is that the child will become smarter. I know this seems like the best thing that can happen but it is not. Let me explain. If children are becoming smarter by just watching TV shows then there will be no reason for children to go to schools. This will cause schools to not be able to teach enough children causing, people to demand that their taxes stop going towards paying teachers. This will make the teachers and their families very angry. If they are angry then they might blame the president for making them lose their jobs. If the president is blamed then he might be impeached, causing the people who voted for him to become mad at the teachers which may cause war. If a war like this occurs then soon the whole world will be involved and the only people who will be safe will be the producers of SpongeBob SquarePants. The producers will be rich while the rest of the world is still in war. If this ever happens then missiles will be launched and one of the missiles is likely to miss its course and fly off into space. This missile will probably hit Mars which will anger the Martians. So they will join the war. Some people will join the Martians. It is very likely that the producers of SpongeBob SquarePants have planned this for years and will be the first to join the Martians. If they join then they will have immense power and riches. And this why sponge Bob is evil.