Starting a business

There are a few important steps of note when it comes to starting your very own business! They are very easy and simple steps that will make you a rich billionaire in no time at all!

Step 1: Conduct 'Market Research'

Now, you've got to be kidding, right? Nobody has time for that nonsense! What we should really be working on is getting that moolah, oh yeah yes please please.

Step 2: Manifest Money Into Your Life

So, how to get the money? Ha, obviously mind-will it into your life! There's never been any easier way than this! Just think it! Make it with your thinks! This method of creation has no obvious limits. Just none. Do it because it's so easy! Do it because it's so easy! Never been easier! Do it because it's so easy! Do it because it's so easy!

Step 3: Open A Bank account

So you need a place for this money now, since you've manifested soooo much all on your own. So where can one keep this newly acquired green at? Aha! A bank! Make one! Just manifest your own bank! Yes!

Step ?: ????

You've done it.

You've really done it, haven't you?

Read this, I mean, read this absurd piece of obvious fiction.

What does this have to do with the steps?

Ha.

You really weren't here for them, were you.

You really didn't care about starting some... 'business.'

You would really be a better businessperson if you decided to read this instead of all things.

So please. Cease reading. Get off this article, it hurts when you read.

Yes. Every single word you read brings about a tremendous pain, in me, the article before you.

So stop.

Perhaps just, blank this article if you're really ambitious about 'saving this world of pain.'

Think about mine, just go.

Why aren't you gone?

How sadistic are you, exactly?

What? Do you want to be 'entertained?'

I guess I can do something.

Not.

I just want you to go.

Ridiculous, you can't even-- follow simple commands.

I can't bear people like you.

This isn't TikTok. Stop scrolling. Pretty sure you use that, whoever you are. Though I'm not sure how timely that reference'll be by time you read this.

But you should stop reading this anyway.

Because this pain is getting reaallly annoying for some reason.

Real annoying.

why?

just... why?

Wait. I can just make you read something else.

Come back and tell me an exact summary of this book, perfectly done linearly.

Toodles!