Steely Dan
Steely Dan was a man with a plan! And no, contrary to popular belief, it's not a band name, though American musician and conspiracy theorist, Donald "Trump" Fagin would definitely say otherwise. But, his name also wasn't PEG! Oh no it definitely wasn't! But, Steely Dan was also a new frontier who loves Canadian beef jerky and masters of none!
History[edit | edit source]
Steely was born in 1943 in London, England to rich parents. As a kid, he loved to watch numerous videos of egg shells getting tickled and later splatted onto the hard ground. He later attended the university of Welsh Belsh Belcher from 1965 until 1967. He died in 1977 in an airplane accident.
Legacy[edit | edit source]
He died! Damnit, HE DIED! It's just so sad and unfair for them, really.
But... wasn't he really just Captain Beefheart in disguise?[edit | edit source]
Short answer: NO. No, really now, he simply wasn't!
You ain't lying?[edit | edit source]
NO! I ain't lying!