Stink

Bad smell. Just the worst.

I know you know what stink is, pal. You make the stuff. Go ahead, take a whiff of yourself. Not good, right? So if you really didn’t know what it was before you definitely do now.

There are many ways to expel and possibly defeat stink, but many have been lost to time. One of the oldest techniques is holding your nose shut. This is a rigorous activity and should only be used in emergencies including a mega bad stink. Another more recent one is showering, but that can prove too advanced for some people.