Stoic sandwich

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"Ugh.." I said as a swallowed a hunk of Ballso's latest sandwich range. "The bread is dry wall, the ham is horse meat and the dressing tastes like acidic pythate solution."

Ballso's head man came up to me and informed me it was acidic pythate solution. I suddenly felt the urge to rip my stomach out and throw it in his face.

But I didn't.