Super Jesus

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Super Jesus gives us all a shock.

Way back when dinosaurs served as public transportation and everybody loved and ate lots of back bacon, God was thinking ahead. Noah hadn't gotten pissed and naked in front of his kids yet, Moses was only 78 years old, Bertholdt Brecht had invented cream cheese, Buddhists were the chief suppliers of pillow top mattresses, jalapeno and applesauce was the favorite ice cream flavor, cats were excommunicated from the Russian Orthodox Church en masse and things were mostly run by idiots. In fact, like science fiction, this story is a history of the present, passed under the table as a rat bite or hazelnut coffee. Yuck!

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