Swinard Pigs
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| Swinard Pigs | |
| What? | The Swinard Pigs |
| Power Level | God |
| Is there a point? | The Swinard Pigs |
| Appearance | Grotesque decaying corpse |
These pigs, the Swinard Pigs, are hereby given all the titles of divinity previously bestowed upon individual known as God.
Sodom and Egypt[edit | edit source]
What the hell is this supposed to mean?!?!
We are not idiots[edit | edit source]
We are not idiots.
History of the Pigs[edit | edit source]
The Swinard Pigs were founded in 1776 as the Three Little Pigs. After the Big Bad Wolf was destroyed and the Three Little Pigs became remarkably obese, destroying their rights to the title of "Little", they renamed their organization The Swinard Pigs.
The Pigs Today[edit | edit source]
Today, the Pigs have infinite power, but they are too busy eating and rolling in mud to use it.