A syntax, known in some areas of the world as a synnetax or a grapefruit creature, is an exotic insectoid animal usually found only in tropical regions bordering Canada. Syntaces may occasionally stray from this natural habitat; they have been known to do so in order to gain speed for their funeral rituals or in order to tantalize humans with their unreachable but maddeningly compelling cawing -
Did anyone else hear that? It awakens something deep inside me - I must know what it is!
There it is again! You heard it - you must have! I know you heard it!
I must leave! Must find it! Now! Hear you me? Where? Where IS IT?
Ach! I GO! I MUST GO! FIND IT OR I DIE! MUST FIND IT!
THE WINDOW! FROM THE WINDOW! IT COMES! THE SOUND! I GO! THE WINDOW! THROUGH AND DOWN!