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Not Derpy McDerpaderps
A Short Story by PiddlerOfTrousers
Derpy McDerpaderps looked at the donut-like donut in her hands and felt odd.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her not real surroundings. She had always hated nonexistent Nowhere with its naughty, nice Nothing. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel odd.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dorpy McDorpadorps. Dorpy was a not bagel with blobular elbows and blobby ears.
Derpy gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a not, not, vitamin water (duh!) drinker with donut-like elbows and amorphous ears. Her friends saw her as a determined, damaged donut. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for an average A donut teetering off a cliff.
But not even a not person who had once made a cup of tea for an average A donut teetering off a cliff, was prepared for what Dorpy had in store today.
The hurricane teased like vaporizing jellyfish, making Derpy what.
As Derpy stepped outside and Dorpy came closer, she could see the decomposing glint in his eye.
Dorpy glared with all the wrath of 2956 not annoying airplanes. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want a donut."
Derpy looked back, even more what and still fingering the donut-like donut. "Dorpy, eEBLE SONK," she replied.
They looked at each other with weird feelings, like two annoying, afraid anemones zombifying at a very dumb Donut rave (DUN DA DUN DA DUN!), which had dubstep music playing in the background and two not uncles melting to the beat.
Suddenly, Dorpy lunged forward and tried to punch Derpy in the face. Quickly, Derpy grabbed the donut-like donut and brought it down on Dorpy's skull.
Dorpy's blobular elbows trembled and his blobby ears wobbled. He looked what-is-going-on-ish, his emotions raw like a defiant, decomposing donut.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Dorpy McDorpadorps was dead.
Derpy McDerpaderps went back inside and made herself a nice drink of vitamin water (duh!). THE END