THIS IS THIS

THIS IS THIS IS THIS IS THIS IS THIS IS NOT THAT, BUT IT IS THIS. I MUST KNOW WHY YOU DECIDED TO CLICK THIS. I MUST KNOW WHY MY COMPUTER IS ON CAPS LOCK.

My computer's CAPS LOCK is not on right now, because I don't exactly want it to be. You know, this article is mainly about CAPS LOCK, so why don't I write in CAPS LOCK? I'll tell you why. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO. You got a problem with that? I don't know. I SHALL be SORT of RANDOM right NOW. I shall DO every OTHER word IN CAPS LOCK. AcTuAlLY, NOt SO raNDOm ThERe. IT was PreDICTable. ThIs IS Not as PrediCTAble. NEVER MIND.

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? I TOLD YOU NEVER MIND!!!! WHY? WHY? I TOLD YOU TO STOP. HAMMER TIME. Actually, no I didn't, SO WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? I'M DONE.

I'M SO DONE TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU.

SIGH. LIFE. Notes: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH