TOMM¥ CA$H (babyyyy)

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tommy cash baby[edit | edit source]

Tommy Henderson Fooples "Finger-Licking" Cash is an Estonian rapper best known for butts. His songs include WINALOTO, GIVE ME THE MONEY, BIG MONEY BOYS, BIG SONG BUTTS, and other amazing masterpieces. It's a good thing that you know about him, because if you don't, you get squashed by a butt. He's really good at rapping too, man! My favorite lyric has got to be "everything i do is amazing, amazing, amazing *sex noise*". It really shows the meaning and artfulness behind this genius. Also if you don't agree with me you get squashed by a butt. Also did I mention he loves DAT BOOTY?

history of his life baby[edit | edit source]

Tommy Cash baby was born as a baby in the small town of Grblfrtz, Estonia. Legends say his first word was "MY BRADA", which he would consecutively use in all his songs. He grew up as the coolest kid on the (soviet) bloc. Also he punched Gorbachev in the balls when he was 14. When he was 16 he made his first song called "BIG BOYYYYYYS". It was so good the Soviets banned it all over the world. (probably Gorbachev is still salty that his balls are gone). When He was 20 he made the biggest mastapeece of em all folks, WINALOTO. The reason this song is so good is because it is. also it pioneered using butts as a musical instrument. also it's just that good.

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