Take me to snurch (snail church)
My snail's got humour
She's the sniggle (snail giggle) at a funeral
Knows every snail's disapproval
Should've snorshipped (snail worshipped) her snooner (snail sooner)
If the sneavens (snail heavens) ever did speak
She's the last true snouthpiece (snail mouthpiece)
Every Snunday's (snail Sunday) getting more bleak
A fresh snoison (snail poison) each week
We were born snick (snail sick)
You heard them say it
My snurch (snail church) offers no absolutes
She tells me, "Worship in the snailroom (snail bedroom)"
The only sneaven (snail heaven) I'll be sent to
Is when I'm snalone (snail alone) with you
We were born snick (snail sick)
But I love it
Command me to be snail
Sna-a-a-a-a-a-amen (snail amen), snamen, snamen, snamen
Take me to snurch (snail church)
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins (snail sins), so you can snarpen (snail sharpen) your snife (snail knife)
Offer me that sneethless (snail deathless) death
Oh good God, let me snive (snail give) you my snlife (snail life)
Take me to snurch (snail church)
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins (snail sins), so you can snarpen (snail sharpen) your snife (snail knife)
Offer me that sneethless (snail deathless) death
Oh good God, let me snive (snail give) you my life
If I'm a snagan (snail pagan} of the good times
My lover's the snunlight (snail sunlight)
To keep the goddess on my side
She demands a snackarifice (snail sacrifice)
Drain the whole sea
Get something snaily
Something smeaty (snail meaty) for the smain (snail main) scøurse (snail course)
That's a fine looking high snørçe (snail horse)
What you got in the snable (snail stable)?
We've a lot of snarving (snail starving) snaithful (snail faithful)
That looks snasty (snail tasty)
That looks slenty (snail plenty)
This is snungry (snail hungry) work
Take me to snurch (snail church)
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins (snail sins), so you can snarpen (snail sharpen) your snife (snail knife)
Offer me that sneethless (snail deathless) death
Oh good God, let me snive (snail give) you my life
Take me to snurch (snail church)
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins (snail sins), so you can snarpen (snail sharpen) your snife (snail knife)
Offer me that sneethless (snail deathless) death
Oh good God, let me snive (snail give) you my life
No smasters (snail masters) or slugs when the srituals (snail rituals) snegins (snail begins)
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle snins (snail sins)
In the smadness (snail madness) and snoil (snail soil) of that snad (snail sad) earthly snene (snail scene)
Only then, I am snail
Only then, I am slean (snail clean)
Oh, oh, snamen (snail amen), snamen, snamen
Take me to snurch (snail church)
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins (snail sins), so you can snarpen (snail sharpen) your snife (snail knife)
Offer me that sneethless (snail deathless) death
Oh good God, let me snive (snail give) you my life
Take me to snurch (snail church)
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins (snail sins), so you can snarpen (snail sharpen) your snife (snail knife)
Offer me that sneethless (snail deathless) death
Oh good God, let me snive (snail give) you my life