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Taliban people[edit | edit source]
The Taliban eat kittens and shoot puppies, they have no mercy, as they do not generate enough income to buy it. They also bomb anything that is not native to Afghanistan. Including themselves. Also, in the year 2257, 200 and something years after a massive nuclear Christmas, they destroy the moon by launching cheese and n00bs at it.
The song[edit | edit source]
Sung to the tune of "candy man"
- Who can bomb the U.S.?
- Turn them into stew?
- Who can break their mor-ale and their skulls too?
- The Taliban can!
- Oh, the Taliban can!