Talk:FMU

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Stamos if for bowl <TRANSLATION> Look at John Stamos's hair. It reminds me of a bowl.</TRANSLATION>

The batsons are coming! <TRANSLATION> WARNING! This article is fucking crazy! Crazy shit follows!</TRANSLATION> Revert to your Corey Feldman! <TRANSLATION> It is really dumb, and has to do with a celebrity! </TRANSLATION> Sneeze the Gerkelseizure! <TRANSLATION> I liked Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy!</TRANSLATION>

(The following is a transcript from a non-existant movie that I wrote in my head.) <J_Stamos>Hello! My name is John Stamos. I am an awesome alcoholic.
<TRANSLATION> John Stamos saying he is an alcoholic.</TRANSLATION>
<everyone> HI JOHN!
<TRANSLATION>Group of AA people screaming a greeting</TRANSLATION>
<the_police_chimp> Hoo hoo!
<TRANSLATION>A super-intelligent chimpanzee on the police force welcomes John Stamos to AA</TRANSLATION>
<Frederick_Vandersexxx> The Gluggenheimen! FLÜGGÄƏNKòŁČHIŒßøLSêN!
<TRANSLATION>A German man wearing a strap-on and a duck tells John Stamos that he is super-sexy.</TRANSLATION>

Stamos is for money<TRANSLATION>Stamos looks like a million dollars in this picture</TRANSLATION>

(silence)
<J_Stamos> Well, that's interesting. <TRANSLATION>Stamos responding to an advance by a duck-wearing german</TRANSLATION>
<everyone>... <TRANSLATION>A large group of AA people saying dot dot dot.</TRANSLATION>
<J_Stamos> Well I'm an alcoholic <TRANSLATION>Stamos stating his problem</TRANSLATION>

Stamos is for french <TRANSLATION>Stamos likes French mustard</TRANSLATION>

<Transvestite> And I'm a woman! <TRANSLATION>A random transvestite jumps out of the jukebox and screams obviousness.</TRANSLATION>
That concludes the brain flogging with a wet noodle. Enjoy this complementary durango of diabolic dentists.<TRANSLATION>That concludes my specialty brand of brain-rape. Here's a free truck full of evil dentists</TRANSLATION>

Stamos is for bar mitzfah<TRANSLATION>Stamos at his Jew party</TRANSLATION>

The Fmu

FMU is a mark. Fmu shall be worried about the living room and into the carpet it will be hope. <TRANSLATION>The FMU is here and it hopes to someday afford new carpeting.</TRANSLATION> Hope for the future. Hope that someday, every man, woman, child, and foot fetisher will own a jetpack.<TRANSLATION>He also hopes this.</TRANSLATION>

Stamos is for harmony<TRANSLATION>Stamos wants you to stfu</TRANSLATION>

The here now

When the call of the balloon flotilla is aroused, push off, me mateys, push off and throw your women overboard.<TRANSLATION>The floating rebellion was founded.</TRANSLATION>

the here now<TRANSLATION>the balloon flotilla</TRANSLATION>

Here now is for the nice. Ask not what I can Stamos. <TRANSLATION>Everything is good. Stamos is happy</TRANSLATION>

Stamos is here for the cake or free machetes. Proof that the next line of Bhutan will cease to knife the floor, but never so very much and the hamster in your pocket will escape from it's confines.

<TRANSLATION>the rebellion has gived away weapons to children by lureing them with cake. You have a hamster in your pocket.</TRANSLATION>

The here now is for pretty.

<TRANSLATION>Stamos is super-sexy</TRANSLATION>

• Here now the Stamos cake

<TRANSLATION>Stamos kills the rebellion's cake lure.</TRANSLATION>

• Here now the Stamos buy a house and scissor

<TRANSLATION>Stamos is awarded with a brand new house for stopping the rebellion. he cuts the ribbon with a pair of oversized scissors.</TRANSLATION> The here now for the never Stamos, and once if the Stamos wants, the Stamos will want more. <TRANSLATION>Stamos is happy.</TRANSLATION> I will show that one rock but not one turtle shall overcome racial diversity. <TRANSLATION>Stamos builds a ranch for black turtles.</TRANSLATION>

The flotilla

Flotilla balloon Stamos with fury. <TRANSLATION>the rebellion returns to kill Stamos</TRANSLATION> French money the Stamos will. <TRANSLATION>Stamos sells his mansion in France for money to fund his army</TRANSLATION>

Stamos for fruit.

<TRANSLATION>Stamos declares his love for fruit.</TRANSLATION>

for fruit<TRANSLATION>Stamos loves fruit</TRANSLATION>

Stamos for fruit. Never beat the fruit, but Stamos for fruit. <TRANSLATION>Stamos runs for President of The United States. His Vice President is a banana</TRANSLATION>

VOTE STAMOS, STAMOS FOR FRUIT
<TRANSLATION>Stamos's campaign slogan</TRANSLATION> The Stamos for fruit then the Stamos for gravy fruit, then here now Stamos for fruit. <TRANSLATION>Stamos winned!</TRANSLATION>

flotilla fruit

Stamos in is the here now. Stamos the balloon flotilla fury. <TRANSLATION>Stamos declared war against the rebellion</TRANSLATION> Fury the flotilla, frozen the fruits. <TRANSLATION>The rebellion sends out a massive wave of fruit freezing beams. all the fruit is frozen solid. Stamos mad.</TRANSLATION> Stamos hand fruit flotilla frenzy. Fruit the here now balloon. <TRANSLATION>Stamos throw frozen fruit at the rebellion's balloons.</TRANSLATION> Balloon the fury. Stamos the fury. <TRANSLATION>Stamos and the Rebellion meet to talk peace. Stamos kills the leader of the rebellion.</TRANSLATION> Balloon the fall. Stamos the fall. <TRANSLATION>WAR! Stamos army and rebel army fight! all die!</TRANSLATION> Stamos for fruit, fail the flotilla. <TRANSLATION>The fruit is saved. the rebellion is destroyed</TRANSLATION> Fruit victory, the Stamos expired. <TRANSLATION>Fruit wins. Stamos injured. Stamos died.</TRANSLATION> Stamos for fruit, Stamos here now. <TRANSLATION>America renamed Stamosland</TRANSLATION>

the now no hear

“For fruit”

~ the Stamos on for fruit

<TRANSLATION>The phraze that stirred a nation</TRANSLATION> Stamos for fruit, flotilla beneath mud worbler. Stamos the fmu will fruit the mass. <TRANSLATION>The fmu wakes up. Stamos is honoured with eternal glory.</TRANSLATION>

“Here now”

~ the Stamos on here now

Stamos for fruit.... we will never forget. <TRANSLATION>Stamos dead. :(</TRANSLATION>
R.I.P.
John Stamos
1832 - 2064
Stamos For Fruit <TRANSLATION>WE <3 U STAMOS!</TRANSLATION>