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Ahh, poo. An amazing process which delves into the very fabric of humanity. It there was no poo, then what jokes would be made about constipation, diarrhoea , and shit heads. We need the poo to SURVIVE. Which brings me on to a second point. Seagulls cannot fart. Now, I now that I strayed off topic here, but its true! If you feed them bicarbonate of soda, they explode into a dazzling firework display of white feathers and red guts and blood. Beautiful. So if you're someone who hates seagulls, you know what to do

By darkenrad 😄

OH GOSH I AM SCARED By a random person on the internet with no username. LOL