Tamborine goes to Mars

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Tamborine went to Mars. Wherever he went there was the giant water cracker. All it would ever do was tease him about how he resemble the left hand of a crustacean he met one day. The giant water cracker really had no life, because it just stalked Tamborine. One day the water cracker mistook Tangerine for Tamborine. Tangerine is not a fruit you want to mess with. He has big mean cousins, like Orange, Lemon and Lime. But the water cracker did not know this, so he started teasing Tangerine.

Immediately Orange, Lemon and Lime appeared from behind Tangerine's back. The water cracker ran, and the Tangerine and his cousins gave chase. Then, Tamborine happened to be standing there. He tripped the water cracker and Tangerine and his cousins ate the water cracker, even though fruit does not have mouths. Well, they does not have feets either, but thats beside the point. Tamborine walked home.

When he got home, he finally realized what it meant now that water cracker was dead. No one could tease him about his resemblance to a crustecean's left hand!

He invited Tangerine and his cousins over to party. When they got there, they partied for a while until Tangerine approached him and said "You resemble the right ankle of an apple I met one day."

Tamborine screamed.