Teeny Cow

Look at this teeny cow. LOOK

Here is some epic cow humor that will likley get any cow around to chase you. Ok are you ready? I'm about to type it. Nevermind. I don't feel like writing that many words. So...I will write a story about a teeny cow I once knew.

A teeny cow I once knew

Ok. Ready. I once knew a cow who was about as big as my thumb. No I lied. He was bigger like fly size. No I lied again. Anyways, he was tiny. So, he lived in my fridge. Right next to my milk. Yep, that's right. So one day I left the fridge running and it went for a walk. Of course this was a fridge, so it overheated and died. Teeny cow as smart as he was predicted this as soon as the fridge ran off and was prepared to jump. Luckily, seeing as he was tiny his mass wasn't that big so he fell into the grass unharmed.

Now the exciting part

I don't know why I put that in a header or told you that it was going to get exciting, but uh, yeah. Oh well.
As teeny cow landed into the grass he met a long time friend not-teeny cow. Many people say he's just a normal cow, but that's not true. Not-teeny cow said, "Hey, wanna be a super hero?" and teeny cow being smart said.
"yes"

Now just as they formed their Hero League an evil scientist blew up in his lab and turned into a blown up scientist. With his dynamite powers he was going to rule the world! Of course this wasn't going to slide so they decide to fight evil dyno-scientist-man.
Okay. You can't trust me. Sorry. This is definitely boring. So. I. Decided. To. Tell. You. The. Joke. But. Uh. Yeah. I. Forgot. What. I. Was. Going. To. Say. Anyways, here it goes: If a cow can't produce milk, is it a milk dud or udder failure?
Honestly, I have no idea. I have spent almost 100,234,889,5893,755,128 seconds on it. I have asked every cow I know and none can give a definitive answer. But, uh, yeah that was a let down so here is another one: I once knew another cow (yes cows love me) and this one was special he, he was royalty. Yep his father was a knight. He was the one and only Sir Loin!
Now imagine being him and riding into battle and having his fellow knights shout, "For Sir Loin!". Alright, alright I thought that was funny. But if you didn't like that one here is another one, it is a famous song among cow kind. Here is the full song. Ready. I don't think you are, but anyways:
Bad cow Bad cow
Whatcho gonna do
When they moo for you

Pretty epic right? Okay, okay if that one didn't fry with you I got one more. And no these are not memes that I'm getting these from. These are genuine jokes I have thought of. No I lied. No I lied again. I don't know who to trust anymore:

What does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense