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This is telekinesis:

Slowtails: (200 billion miles away) *HI ARE YOU A HUMAN?!?*

Random human *hello who is it?*

Random person *where are you?!?*

Slowtails *nowhere and somewhere*

Random human *WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?*

Slowtails *check your surroundings*

Random human *thanks a lot everyone is either staring at me or laughing at me*

Slowtails *bye I'm using telekinesis to talk to you I’m 200 billion miles away and you will be embarrassed for the rest of your life*