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This article was stolen from Uncyclopedia as part of the Illogicopedian Totally-Uncalled-For Jihad. OMG, a rock, let's declare a Jihad on it! *kicks rock* Yay, our Jihad was successful!

This man triple fisted my dog while eating jello shots off my grandmas clavicle. I went to the dollar tree and i paid 3 bucks for one item. SO i sued them. It then costed me 500 bucks for a lawyer but i won my 2 bucks back. DAMN the system is wonderful