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<choose>
<option>20-hit combo</option>
<option>abba</option>
<option>able-bodied spiderman gimp train</option>
<option>ad</option>
<option>adjective</option>
<option>administrator</option>
<option>adverb</option>
<option>advert</option>
<option>aerodynamics</option>
<option>aeroplane</option>
<option>age</option>
<option>air</option>
<option>air conditioner</option>
<option>airplane</option>
<option>aisha</option>
<option>alcohol</option>
<option>alfalfa</option>
<option>algorithm</option>
<option>alligator</option>
<option>alpaca sandwich</option>
<option>ampere</option>
<option>amplifier</option>
<option>amv</option>
<option>anchovies</option>
<option>angel</option>
<option>anger</option>
<option>animal</option>
<option>answer</option>
<option>antibacterial</option>
<option>antibody</option>
<option>antidisestablishmentarianist</option>
<option>anvil</option>
<option>anything</option>
<option>ape</option>
<option>apple</option>
<option>apple juice</option>
<option>apple sauce</option>
<option>applesauce</option>
<option>arc welder</option>
<option>arcade</option>
<option>arccosine</option>
<option>archangel</option>
<option>arcsine</option>
<option>arctangent</option>
<option>armpit hair</option>
<option>arthritis</option>
<option>article</option>
<option>asparagus</option>
<option>Aspergers</option>
<option>attack page</option>
<option>attorney</option>
<option>Audi</option>
<option>autobiography</option>
<option>automobile</option>
<option>automatic translator</option>
<option>aviator</option>
<option>ax murderer</option>
<option>babboon butt</option>
<option>baby</option>
<option>bachelor</option>
<option>balloon</option>
<option>ballroom</option>
<option>bamboo</option>
<option>ban</option>
<option>banana</option>
<option>banana penguin</option>
<option>band</option>
<option>bank robbery</option>
<option>banned banana</option>
<option>barn</option>
<option>baseball bat</option>
<option>bass guitar</option>
<option>bat</option>
<option>bathing ape</option>
<option>bathing suit</option>
<option>bathtub</option>
<option>bazooka</option>
<option>beach ball</option>
<option>beagle</option>
<option>beans</option>
<option>bear</option>
<option>belfry</option>
<option>belt</option>
<option>bestiality</option>
<option>bevel</option>
<option>big top</option>
<option>bikini</option>
<option>bildungsroman</option>
<option>bimbo</option>
<option>bingo</option>
<option>bishop</option>
<option>bistro</option>
<option>blah</option>
<option>blanket</option>
<option>blasphemy</option>
<option>blender</option>
<option>blimp</option>
<option>block</option>
<option>block evading sockpuppet</option>
<option>blocked user</option>
<option>blocking policy</option>
<option>blow-up doll</option>
<option>bluejay</option>
<option>boar</option>
<option>boardwalk</option>
<option>boat</option>
<option>bollocks</option>
<option>bomb</option>
<option>booby</option>
<option>book</option>
<option>boo-ook</option>
<option>bottle</option>
<option>bowling ball</option>
<option>brand</option>
<option>bread knife</option>
<option>brick</option>
<option>brick wall</option>
<option>brickbat</option>
<option>bridge</option>
<option>brisket</option>
<option>broadsword</option>
<option>broom</option>
<option>buddy</option>
<option>buffalo</option>
<option>Buick</option>
<option>bum</option>
<option>bumbleberry jam</option>
<option>bunny</option>
<option>businessman</option>
<option>button</option>
<option>cabinet</option>
<option>cable</option>
<option>cadaver</option>
<option>Cadillac</option>
<option>cake</option>
<option>calculator</option>
<option>camera</option>
<option>can opener</option>
<option>cancer</option>
<option>candlestick</option>
<option>candy</option>
<option>card game</option>
<option>cardboard box</option>
<option>carriage</option>
<option>cartilage</option>
<option>cartoon</option>
<option>cartridge</option>
<option>castle</option>
<option>cat</option>
<option>caterer</option>
<option>cauldron</option>
<option>CD</option>
<option>cellphone</option>
<option>cellulite</option>
<option>centrifuge</option>
<option>cheese</option>
<option>cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal</option>
<option>chessboard</option>
<option>cheval-de-frise</option>
<option>Chevrolet</option>
<option>chiffon</option>
<option>chisel</option>
<option>chorus</option>
<option>chromosome</option>
<option>Chuck Norris impersonator</option>
<option>chump</option>
<option>cigarette</option>
<option>cinderblock</option>
<option>claptrap</option>
<option>classified document</option>
<option>clavichord</option>
<option>clavicle</option>
<option>clever trick</option>
<option>cliff</option>
<option>clitoris</option>
<option>clock</option>
<option>cob</option>
<option>cockgoblin</option>
<option>cockroach</option>
<option>cod</option>
<option>codpiece</option>
<option>codswallop</option>
<option>coffee</option>
<option>comma</option>
<option>communist</option>
<option>computer</option>
<option>conspiracy</option>
<option>contraband</option>
<option>contradiction</option>
<option>cookie cutter</option>
<option>copyist</option>
<option>copypasta</option>
<option>corndog</option>
<option>couch</option>
<option>couch potato</option>
<option>council of national reconstruction</option>
<option>corset</option>
<option>cow</option>
<option>cowbell</option>
<option>crab cake</option>
<option>critter</option>
<option>crocodile</option>
<option>crusher</option>
<option>crystal</option>
<option>cubicle</option>
<option>cucumber</option>
<option>cuddly toy</option>
<option>curry</option>
<option>custard</option>
<option>cutlass</option>
<option>cutting board</option>
<option>Daewoo</option>
<option>daffodil</option>
<option>daydream</option>
<option>dead flounder</option>
<option>death</option>
<option>death plane</option>
<option>deity of personal preference</option>
<option>deleted page</option>
<option>Democrat</option>
<option>devaporiser</option>
<option>deviant</option>
<option>diamond</option>
<option>dictator</option>
<option>diesel engine</option>
<option>diet coke</option>
<option>diet mouthwash</option>
<option>diet pill</option>
<option>diode</option>
<option>disaster</option>
<option>dishrag</option>
<option>dishwasher</option>
<option>DJ</option>
<option>document</option>
<option>dog</option>
<option>dog house</option>
<option>dogma</option>
<option>dollhouse</option>
<option>dolly</option>
<option>dominatrix</option>
<option>domino</option>
<option>dongle</option>
<option>Doppelgänger</option>
<option>dot</option>
<option>drain cleaner</option>
<option>driptray</option>
<option>duck</option>
<option>Dunmer</option>
<option>DVD</option>
<option>dyslexia</option>
<option>dystopia</option>
<option>earlobe</option>
<option>ectoplasm</option>
<option>eeble</option>
<option>eel</option>
<option>egg</option>
<option>electric toothbrush</option>
<option>electron</option>
<option>elephant</option>
<option>elf</option>
<option>encyclopedia</option>
<option>engraving</option>
<option>entropy</option>
<option>equestrian</option>
<option>escape pod</option>
<option>espresso</option>
<option>etch-a-sketch</option>
<option>etching</option>
<option>Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society</option>
<option>evil secret Canadian mind-control device</option>
<option>excrement</option>
<option>exhaust pipe</option>
<option>exit sign</option>
<option>extension cord</option>
<option>eye infection</option>
<option>facepalm</option>
<option>faceplant</option>
<option>factoid</option>
<option>factory</option>
<option>fantasy</option>
<option>fat</option>
<option>fealty</option>
<option>featherbed</option>
<option>feces</option>
<option>feng shui</option>
<option>fiasco</option>
<option>fib</option>
<option>fiddle</option>
<option>fire hydrant</option>
<option>fissile uranium</option>
<option>flagella</option>
<option>flan</option>
<option>flap</option>
<option>flatulence</option>
<option>flightdeck</option>
<option>fluff and stuff</option>
<option>fluorescent light</option>
<option>fnord</option>
<option>fnurdle</option>
<option>foible</option>
<option>Ford Pinto</option>
<option>forest</option>
<option>fork</option>
<option>fountain</option>
<option>freedom fighter</option>
<option>fritter</option>
<option>frying pan</option>
<option>funeral</option>
<option>Furby</option>
<option>furnace</option>
<option>furry</option>
<option>galleon</option>
<option>Game Boy</option>
<option>gamelan</option>
<option>garbage bin</option>
<option>gasoline</option>
<option>gas tank</option>
<option>Gatsby</option>
<option>Geiger counter</option>
<option>gelato</option>
<option>General Tso's kitten</option>
<option>geometric elephant</option>
<option>giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone</option>
<option>glass orb</option>
<option>glucose</option>
<option>glue</option>
<option>glycerin</option>
<option>Goblin Glider</option>
<option>God</option>
<option>goose egg</option>
<option>gork</option>
<option>governor</option>
<option>graffiti</option>
<option>Green Lantern ring</option>
<option>grue</option>
<option>guacamole</option>
<option>guide to appealing blocks</option>
<option>guillotine</option>
<option>guitar</option>
<option>gun</option>
<option>guru</option>
<option>hairball</option>
<option>hallway</option>
<option>handstand</option>
<option>harpsichord</option>
<option>helm</option>
<option>heretic</option>
<option>hero</option>
<option>hideout</option>
<option>high-powered laser rifle</option>
<option>Hitler</option>
<option>hitman</option>
<option>hobgoblin</option>
<option>holster</option>
<option>Holy Martian Empire</option>
<option>home theater system</option>
<option>homology</option>
<option>homotopy</option>
<option>Honda</option>
<option>horse</option>
<option>hose</option>
<option>hostel</option>
<option>hot dog</option>
<option>hotdog waffle</option>
<option>hotel</option>
<option>house</option>
<option>houseplant</option>
<option>hovel</option>
<option>hub cap</option>
<option>huffed kitten</option>
<option>huffed page</option>
<option>Hyakugojyuuichi!!</option>
<option>hybrid engine</option>
<option>Hyundai</option>
<option>ice skate</option>
<option>icicle</option>
<option>idiot</option>
<option>igloo</option>
<option>igneous protrusion</option>
<option>imitation fake vomit</option>
<option>impetus</option>
<option>indefinite block</option>
<option>infinity</option>
<option>insanity</option>
<option>iPod</option>
<option>jeans</option>
<option>jelly</option>
<option>jellybean</option>
<option>journalist</option>
<option>Juffo-Wup</option>
<option>juice</option>
<option>jungle</option>
<option>kakistocracy</option>
<option>kamikaze</option>
<option>katzenjammer</option>
<option>keyboard</option>
<option>killer whale</option>
<option>Kirby</option>
<option>kitten</option>
<option>kitten chow mein</option>
<option>kitten piccata</option>
<option>kitten pot pie</option>
<option>knickknack</option>
<option>Kodak</option>
<option>krawk</option>
<option>Kremling</option>
<option>kumquat</option>
<option>l33t h4x0r</option>
<option>lasagna</option>
<option>lava</option>
<option>lawnmower</option>
<option>league</option>
<option>leaking roof</option>
<option>leash</option>
<option>lemming</option>
<option>lemon</option>
<option>lens</option>
<option>lentil soup</option>
<option>leukemia</option>
<option>library</option>
<option>liger</option>
<option>lighting</option>
<option>limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi</option>
<option>lint</option>
<option>linux</option>
<option>lipmusic</option>
<option>liquid goo</option>
<option>liquidation</option>
<option>lisp</option>
<option>lithium</option>
<option>lobster</option>
<option>llama</option>
<option>lobby</option>
<option>lobster</option>
<option>lockpick</option>
<option>lollipop</option>
<option>loser</option>
<option>love</option>
<option>lowbrow</option>
<option>LSD</option>
<option>lubricant</option>
<option>lucky bastard</option>
<option>luggage</option>
<option>lumber</option>
<option>lumberjack</option>
<option>lunch</option>
<option>macaroon</option>
<option>mad axe-murderer</option>
<option>madman</option>
<option>magma</option>
<option>mammary gland</option>
<option>mandate</option>
<option>marshmallow</option>
<option>Mazda</option>
<option>meep</option>
<option>melanoma</option>
<option>memo</option>
<option>mesothelioma</option>
<option>Mexican wave</option>
<option>microcosm</option>
<option>microscope</option>
<option>microwave</option>
<option>MIDI controller</option>
<option>milk</option>
<option>mouse</option>
<option>mongoose</option>
<option>milquetoast</option>
<option>minecart</option>
<option>minefield</option>
<option>Minolta</option>
<option>Mitsubishi</option>
<option>mitten</option>
<option>mongoose</option>
<option>monkey</option>
<option>monoclonal antibody</option>
<option>monorail</option>
<option>monster</option>
<option>mop</option>
<option>mountain</option>
<option>mouse</option>
<option>mouth</option>
<option>muff</option>
<option>muffin</option>
<option>muffinface</option>
<option>mug</option>
<option>muskrat</option>
<option>mycobacterium</option>
<option>neck</option>
<option>needle</option>
<option>neurotoxin</option>
<option>neverland</option>
<option>newspaper</option>
<option>nexus</option>
<option>ninja</option>
<option>Nintendo</option>
<option>nitrogen</option>
<option>nob</option>
<option>noseblower</option>
<option>nostalgia</option>
<option>nostril</option>
<option>noun</option>
<option>nuclear reactor</option>
<option>nuke</option>
<option>number</option>
<option>nystagmus</option>
<option>ocean</option>
<option>octohedron</option>
<option>octopus</option>
<option>oddball</option>
<option>oil</option>
<option>oil spill</option>
<option>okra</option>
<option>Oldsmobile</option>
<option>ooze</option>
<option>operating system</option>
<option>operating theater</option>
<option>option</option>
<option>orc</option>
<option>osmosis</option>
<option>osteoporosis</option>
<option>ostrich egg</option>
<option>ovary</option>
<option>oven</option>
<option>ox</option>
<option>oxygen</option>
<option>Pac-Man</option>
<option>padlock</option>
<option>paedophile</option>
<option>pantleg</option>
<option>paper</option>
<option>paperclip</option>
<option>pastry</option>
<option>paycheck</option>
<option>peach</option>
<option>peacock</option>
<option>peanut</option>
<option>pea soup</option>
<option>peat moss</option>
<option>pedophile</option>
<option>pen</option>
<option>pencil</option>
<option>penis</option>
<option>peophin</option>
<option>period</option>
<option>person</option>
<option>person with a shotgun</option>
<option>pervert</option>
<option>petroglyph</option>
<option>philanthropist</option>
<option>philosopher</option>
<option>pie</option>
<option>pile of crap</option>
<option>pile of flaming horse feces</option>
<option>pill</option>
<option>pillow</option>
<option>piñata</option>
<option>pine cone</option>
<option>PINGA</option>
<option>pizzle</option>
<option>plague</option>
<option>plasma cannon</option>
<option>plastic</option>
<option>plate</option>
<option>PlayStation</option>
<option>Pokémon</option>
<option>politician</option>
<option>polyethylene</option>
<option>Pontiac</option>
<option>poodle</option>
<option>pool</option>
<option>pool ball</option>
<option>pool table</option>
<option>pork chop</option>
<option>possibility</option>
<option>potato</option>
<option>potato masher</option>
<option>president-for-life</option>
<option>prostate</option>
<option>prostitute</option>
<option>puffery</option>
<option>pumpkin</option>
<option>Pyrex</option>
<option>queen</option>
<option>queen bee</option>
<option>queer</option>
<option>question mark</option>
<option>quetzal</option>
<option>quickloader</option>
<option>quote</option>
<option>rabbit</option>
<option>raccoon</option>
<option>racket</option>
<option>raid</option>
<option>railing</option>
<option>rain meter</option>
<option>rainbow</option>
<option>rainbow-powered windmill</option>
<option>rake</option>
<option>ramen noodle</option>
<option>random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack</option>
<option>random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets</option>
<option>rape</option>
<option>read-only memory</option>
<option>redwood</option>
<option>reindeer</option>
<option>REM</option>
<option>reverse osmosis</option>
<option>Republican</option>
<option>respiratory system</option>
<option>ribaldry</option>
<option>ricer</option>
<option>Rick James</option>
<option>rickroll</option>
<option>riddle</option>
<option>riffraff</option>
<option>rifle</option>
<option>ripple</option>
<option>riverbank</option>
<option>road</option>
<option>rock</option>
<option>rocket</option>
<option>rollerblade</option>
<option>rope</option>
<option>round house</option>
<option>roundhouse kick</option>
<option>rubber duck</option>
<option>rucksack</option>
<option>sacrifice</option>
<option>salad fork</option>
<option>sarcoma</option>
<option>sarcophagus</option>
<option>sceptre</option>
<option>scroll</option>
<option>sea bass</option>
<option>search engine</option>
<option>serial blanker</option>
<option>server</option>
<option>sesame seed oil</option>
<option>shank</option>
<option>shark</option>
<option>sheep</option>
<option>showdown</option>
<option>skyscraper</option>
<option>skull</option>
<option>slightly-below-average man</option>
<option>smelly pair of socks</option>
<option>snake</option>
<option>snowflake</option>
<option>sock</option>
<option>sockpuppet</option>
<option>sockpuppeteer</option>
<option>Soliton radar</option>
<option>sonk</option>
<option>soundboard</option>
<option>space</option>
<option>sparkle sprayer</option>
<option>Sparta</option>
<option>speaker</option>
<option>spermicide</option>
<option>spoon</option>
<option>spork</option>
<option>squibble</option>
<option>squid</option>
<option>stampede</option>
<option>stamp</option>
<option>stapler</option>
<option>star</option>
<option>station wagon</option>
<option>statue</option>
<option>steak dinner</option>
<option>steak knife</option>
<option>stick</option>
<option>stool sample</option>
<option>stormcloud</option>
<option>street sign</option>
<option>stripper</option>
<option>Subaru</option>
<option>sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack</option>
<option>suicidal lemming</option>
<option>suicide bomber</option>
<option>sun</option>
<option>Suzuki</option>
<option>sweet and sour chicken</option>
<option>swimming pool</option>
<option>swimsuit</option>
<option>Swiss cheese</option>
<option>sysadmin</option>
<option>sysop</option>
<option>Taahgaarxian</option>
<option>tadpole</option>
<option>tank</option>
<option>Tanner Thompson</option>
<option>teabag</option>
<option>telephone</option>
<option>television</option>
<option>tempest</option>
<option>template</option>
<option>temple</option>
<option>ten-foot pole</option>
<option>tennis racket</option>
<option>terracotta</option>
<option>terrorist</option>
<option>terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER</option>
<option>Texas toast</option>
<option>thong</option>
<option>thumbtack</option>
<option>thylacoleo</option>
<option>tire</option>
<option>tit</option>
<option>titty</option>
<option>toaster</option>
<option>toboggan</option>
<option>tofu</option>
<option>tomato</option>
<option>tong</option>
<option>tooth</option>
<option>toothpick</option>
<option>Toyota</option>
<option>tractor</option>
<option>treehouse</option>
<option>treetop</option>
<option>truffle</option>
<option>t-shirt</option>
<option>tube</option>
<option>Turing machine</option>
<option>turkey sandwich</option>
<option>tuxedo</option>
<option>tyrant</option>
<option>US Navy aircraft carrier</option>
<option>US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet</option>
<option>Utility Muffin Research Kitchen</option>
<option>vandal</option>
<option>vandalism</option>
<option>VCR</option>
<option>vector field</option>
<option>verb</option>
<option>vertigo</option>
<option>virus</option>
<option>Volkswagen</option>
<option>Volvo</option>
<option>vomit</option>
<option>vortex</option>
<option>vulva</option>
<option>waffle</option>
<option>wall</option>
<option>warning</option>
<option>warning template</option>
<option>waterfall</option>
<option>watermelon</option>
<option>Weltschmerz</option>
<option>whereabouts</option>
<option>whip</option>
<option>Wii</option>
<option>wiki</option>
<option>Wikipedian</option>
<option>xanthochroi</option>
<option>Xbox</option>
<option>xenomorph</option>
<option>xweetok</option>
<option>xylem</option>
<option>xylophone</option>
<option>yellow submarine</option>
<option>YouTube Poop</option>
<option>zebra</option>
<option>Zelda</option>
<option>zipper</option>
<option>zombie</option>
<option>zombiebaron</option>
<option>zoot suit</option>
<option>Zork</option>
<option>zyborg</option>
<option>zygote</option>
</choose>
Not all of this stuff gets transcluded, just one option. Try {{r|noun}}
or {{noun|1}}
to keep randomisation if used multiple times on one page.