Ten ways to kill someone with a spoon

you are eating cheese when someone takes a piece of it, so u thik how can i killl them. All you have is as spoon so u take them spoon shove it in the ear and scoop out part of their brain. then while they arre still alive u feed them the brain. then u scoop out an eyeball and make them eat that. Next, slowy but surely u slit their throat.