The 8,002nd article

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I was hoping to create the 8,000nth article. I missed it. So I wanted to create the 8,001st article. I failed. So, I have made The 8,002nd article. It's a bit of a bugger, I know, but it is better than nothing.

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Crystal, do you give a care? I mean fat people are 20% more likely to have an agropolis. And that is shocking. Some people shatter fences becuase they like it and them they start singing "Da da da da da d da! Do de do doo do dum bum do! Shooby dum thum, shoopy dum thum, hoopy harpy hairy scary, dum de doo!