The American desert
"America has a desert" said cowboy Joey, staring into the wide flaps of sand.
This was a desert.
It was a Devon custard bowl.
Yeah. Live it. That's what the Ad said. Toby done everything the Ads said. "Buy our new product!" "buy this new Gillette blade!" so he did.
He didn't have a beard, so he shaved his eye lids off.
"I CAN SEE AGAIN!" he said, in a good mood. "I CANT CLOSE MY EYES." He found himself standing in a football stadium. At the far end, there stood a giant non-descriptive rustic wood sculpture.
"I like this piece of artwork MR P! CANINE I BUY TEE?"
"NO> NO> NO>"