The Conversation between Ragglefraggleking and Some WHAT!? number two
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[22:34:22] * SomeWHATno2 decides to do something illogical
[22:34:26] <BennoBriton> I love it 2
[22:34:35] <rfk> lol i figured
[22:34:36] * SomeWHATno2 gets a potato
<RTony> benno
[22:34:40] <BennoBriton> Yeh
[22:34:43] <RTony> msn
* SomeWHATno2 eats the potato
[22:34:55] * RTony NAME IS TONY! O_O
[22:35:02] <BennoBriton> kk
[22:35:08] <rfk> *rfk fucks the potatoe out of somewhatno2 out of his mouth*
[22:35:22] "gimmen that" he says
[22:35:36] * SomeWHATno2 pulls out a ____
[22:35:41] <rfk> *rfk sticks the potatoe up his ass
[22:35:46] * SomeWHATno2 attempts to eat the ____
[22:35:58] <RTony> lol
[22:36:08] * SomeWHATno2 has potato in ass bur it turns into a propeller
<rfk> *rfk steels somewhatno2 _ and fucks the potatoe
[22:36:11] * SomeWHATno2 flies in circles
[22:36:34] <rfk> rfk shits on sw#2 head and eats his __
* SomeWHATno2 dodges ragglefraggleking
[22:36:53] <rfk> *rfk says "shut the fuck up!"
[22:36:54] * SomeWHATno2 waits for rfk to blow up
[22:37:01] * BennoBriton Tells the potatoe to masturbate
[22:37:02] <SomeWHATno2> HA HA THAT WAS A BOMB
[22:37:08] <rfk> *rfk gives finger
[22:37:24] *rfk humps a tiger
[22:37:53] * SomeWHATno2 has a confused propeller that thought it was supposed to be a potato
[22:38:12] <rfk> *rfk grabs somewhatno2's boobs and shoves them up a rabid do'g anus
[22:38:20] *"bark!"
[22:38:49] * SomeWHATno2 notices that bomb is about to go off in one second
[22:38:57] <rfk> *eats a peanut off the car floor
[22:39:02] *oh shit
[22:39:18] *rfk runs away and somewhatno2 blows up the end!
[22:39:20] =-= SomeWHATno2 is now known as the_bomb
[22:39:29] <rfk> shit
[22:39:35] * the_bomb blows up in rfk's stomach
[22:39:39] * the_bomb is VERY TINY
[22:39:42] * the_bomb does no damage to rfk
[22:39:43] <rfk> double shit
[22:39:49] * the_bomb does no damage to anything
[22:39:53] =-= the_bomb is now known as SomeWHATno2
[22:39:57] <rfk> triple shit
[22:40:07] FUCK MYSELF!
[22:40:15] OH MY GOD!
[22:40:29] ITS SOMEWHATNO2 AND HES BEING AN ASSHOLE!
[22:40:34] alololol
[22:40:37] lolololo
[22:40:46] <SilentPenguin> oi
[22:40:57] <rfk> *rfk ponders on the subject at hand
[22:41:00] * SomeWHATno2 was just trying to eat a potato... and now look what happened!
[22:41:33] <rfk> *rfk decides that silent penguin was the one being the asshole since he starte ?pedia
[22:42:25] *rfk ponders on yet another subject while seppy continues to watch porno flicks
[22:42:53] <BennoBriton> who has msn here?
[22:43:06] <rfk> *rfk decides that he should apoligize to ben for snakcing on his nachos
[22:43:21] <SomeWHATno2> did my nachos run out?
<rfk> ben......i ate your enchillata
[22:43:28] no
[22:43:31] <SilentPenguin> aww, benno missed it when we did the msn trading addresses thing
[22:43:39] <rfk> oh yeah!
[22:43:45] i memebr
[22:43:46] lol
[22:43:53] those wer the days
[22:44:10] Who ever is rfk's friend say I
[22:44:12] I
[22:44:27] <BennoBriton> i
[22:44:28] <SilentPenguin> Ljlego: you have msn?
[22:44:39] <Ljlego> nein
[22:44:44] <SilentPenguin> yahoo?
[22:44:48] <rfk> What the fuck 2 people?
<Ljlego> AIM
[22:44:52] <rfk> What the fuck 2 people?dammit
[22:44:54] <SilentPenguin> pathetic
[22:45:03] <BennoBriton> any
[22:45:05] yahoo
[22:45:09] <SomeWHATno2> because...
<BennoBriton> googlechat
[22:45:14] msn
[22:45:39] <Ljlego> oh wait, SilentPenguin, I actually did sign up for MSN a while back
[22:45:40] <SomeWHATno2> i am merely a person sitting in front of a computer screen
[22:45:41] <Ljlego> *******@*******
[22:45:49] <SilentPenguin> com?
[22:46:02] <Ljlego> yes
[22:46:06] <rfk> rfk wondered why rfk is talking in the third person since he is rfk and should not have to say rfk but rfk did not care
[22:46:16] rfk wondered why rfk is talking in the third person since he is rfk and should not have to say rfk but rfk did not care
[22:46:17] rfk wondered why rfk is talking in the third person since he is rfk and should not have to say rfk but rfk did not care
[22:46:19] rfk wondered why rfk is talking in the third person since he is rfk and should not have to say rfk but rfk did not care
rfk wondered why rfk is talking in the third person since he is rfk and should not have to say rfk but rfk did not care
[22:46:20] rfk wondered why rfk is talking in the third person since he is rfk and should not have to say rfk but rfk did not care
[22:46:22] |<-- rfk has left irc.freenode.net:8000 (Excess Flood)
[22:46:34] <SilentPenguin> BennoBriton: whats yours?
<SomeWHATno2> HA HA IT TRIGGERED THE FLOOD
[22:46:38] -->| rfk (n=d81b7b7f@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-d3889a66be05de4a) has joined #illogicopedia
<rfk> weee woo!
[22:46:42] shit
[22:46:46] <SomeWHATno2> HAHA IT TRIGGERED THE FLOOD
[22:46:47] <rfk> wtf?????
[22:46:50] <BennoBriton> ******@*******.**.**
[22:46:53] <rfk> shit
[22:46:55] dammit
[22:46:57] <SomeWHATno2> THING
[22:46:58] <rfk> run!
[22:47:02] <SomeWHATno2> what
<rfk> run!oh shit
[22:47:05] <RTony> agggggggghhhhh
[22:47:08] <rfk> shit!
[22:47:20] EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[22:47:22] =-= SomeWHATno2 is now known as _
[22:47:33] <BennoBriton> NO
[22:47:36] ONE
[22:47:40] =-= _ is now known as Then
[22:47:44] <rfk> ?
[22:47:52] WHAT?!
[22:48:04] <Then> you will find out why i have taken this nickname
[22:48:05] <rfk> I LOVE ILLOGICOPEDIA!
[22:48:18] <Then> why did you call seppy an asshole for starting it then?
[22:48:31] <BennoBriton> Tut tut
[22:48:45] <rfk> *rfk was just pondering....and now look waht happedn
[22:48:52] ring a bell?
[22:49:03] *rfk rings a bell*
[22:49:15] <Ljlego> Benon?
[22:49:21] * Then wonders whether rfk knows how to create actions
[22:49:34] <rfk> *rfk says no
[22:49:35] <SilentPenguin> called me an arsehole?
[22:49:44] what? for getting to the idea first?
[22:49:46] <rfk> oh shit the hed admin
[22:49:51] no
[22:49:52] <Then> you go /me [insert action here]
[22:50:05] <rfk> ?????
[22:50:07] * Then it will be an action
[22:50:34] =-= RTony is now known as SPR
<Then> type, /me is doing this as a test
[22:50:38] <SPR> lol
[22:50:43] =-= SPR is now known as RTony
[22:50:49] * rfk is doing this as a test
[22:50:57] <Then> see that's how it works
[22:51:03] <A_KA> bye all
[22:51:10] <rfk> bye
<Then> bye
[22:51:27] <RTony> bye
[22:52:05] * Then there is dramatic tension as everyone waits for A_KA to quit...
[22:52:11] <A_KA> xd
[22:52:22] * BennoBriton joins in the drumroll
[22:52:23] <A_KA> 5 channels
[22:52:27] ok
* RTony lol
<SilentPenguin> its nice this channel gets used now
[22:52:28] <rfk> ?
[22:52:30] <A_KA> i'll go
[22:52:35] * Then the dramatic tension composes a symphony
[22:52:40] <SilentPenguin> but i wish the internet noobs could find it
[22:52:59] <rfk> i found it fine i go onb computer everyday
[22:53:39] /hi
[22:53:51] what the fuck?
[22:54:00] <Then> what?
[22:54:14] |<-- A_KA has left irc.freenode.net:8000 ("Ace, hace más")
[22:54:24] <rfk> dammit
[22:54:41] r u guys my friends???
[22:54:46] <BennoBriton> Yes
[22:54:55] <rfk> all of u????????
* BennoBriton Hugs RFK
[22:55:10] <rfk> *rfk forgets how to action
[22:55:15] <Then> /me
[22:55:27] <rfk> it wont work
[22:55:38] i tryd and wont show up
[22:55:46] * rfk like nachos
[22:55:49] <rfk> aha!
[22:55:52] * RTony ggg
[22:56:03] * rfk pats ben on back
* BennoBriton hugs badger,ljlego,rfk,RTony,Seppy and then
[22:56:13] =-= Then is now known as SomeWHATno2
[22:56:24] * RTony .....!
[22:56:35] * rfk drools saliva on the computer screen
[22:56:37] * SomeWHATno2 pulls out another potato and eats it, successfully swallowing the potato
[22:56:45] * rfk says dam
[22:57:05] <SomeWHATno2> whole
[22:57:08] and it inflates
[22:57:16] causing my head to be potato-shaped
[22:57:18] * rfk pulls himself into somewhatno2's mouth and.......
[22:57:21] <SomeWHATno2> which you said it already was
[22:57:25] * SomeWHATno2 bites
[22:57:44] * BennoBriton Dissects somewhat to get potatoe
[22:57:50] * rfk comes out with a chunk out his ass holding the potatoe
[22:58:04] eets the potato
[22:58:29] relaziezs it is a bomb
[22:58:36] * BennoBriton Thumbs-Up at rfk
[22:58:37] * SomeWHATno2 realizes it isn't
[22:59:10] <SomeWHATno2> ____ could have been a bomb because it was four underscores, for four letters
[22:59:31] * rfk shoves it up Flub Nugget's ass and watches the show
[22:59:39] says shit
[22:59:40] * SomeWHATno2 realizes that he is lucky he did not pull out a nacho instead of a potato
[22:59:55] * rfk says fuck u ! my nacho
[23:00:02] steels nacho
[23:00:07] runsoff
[23:00:14] * BennoBriton WWW.GOATSE.FR
[23:00:27] * rfk pisses on nacho
[23:00:44] slowly carreses the nacho
[23:01:08] inserts the nacho into his earhole and walks away
[23:01:18] * SomeWHATno2 pulls out frozen yogurt
[23:01:26] <rfk> dam
[23:01:35] he knows all my weekneses
[23:02:07] * rfk rfk eats SomeWHATno2 whole
[23:02:17] <rfk> take that asshole
[23:02:21] hahahahah
[23:02:28] * SomeWHATno2 is in rfk's asshole
[23:02:44] * rfk pushes him into his dick
[23:03:20] * SomeWHATno2 eats the frozen yogurt
[23:03:29] * rfk looks as if he has a huge boner
[23:03:53] somewhatno2 burns in rfk's sperm
[23:04:08] <SomeWHATno2> incorrect
[23:04:21] * rfk says it is correct
[23:04:45] pisses somewhatno2 into a pot of lava
[23:04:50] * SomeWHATno2 says that doesn't work
[23:05:00] * rfk says it does and too bad!'
[23:05:07] * SomeWHATno2 says that you can't have rfk in front of the sentence
[23:05:20] * rfk says u can
[23:05:21] * SomeWHATno2 says that is why I did not say that you blew up earlier
[23:05:38] * rfk wat?
[23:05:44] <rfk> ???
[23:05:54] <SomeWHATno2> I could have gone /me rfk blows up
[23:06:16] you said "rfk somewhatno2 burns in rfk's sperm"
* rfk rfk blows up
[23:06:21] <SomeWHATno2> exactly
[23:06:24] that's not working
[23:06:36] * rfk says it is
[23:06:46] <BennoBriton> :-*
[23:06:55] * SomeWHATno2 is making it seem like a voice is coming out from rfk's penis
[23:07:14] <rfk> *rfk laughes and walks away from his hot gf
[23:07:16] * SomeWHATno2 pulls out a lava raft
[23:07:20] doesn't know what that is
[23:07:28] * rfk says wtf1
[23:07:51] * SomeWHATno2 rides lava
[23:07:59] * rfk says that SomeWHATno2 needs to crash and burn
[23:08:07] * SomeWHATno2 presses some odd button on lava raft
[23:08:13] * rfk jumps on the raft
[23:08:20] * SomeWHATno2 jumps off the raft
[23:08:29] * rfk fucks the little button
[23:08:41] * BennoBriton Fucks a goat
[23:08:44] * rfk relises it is a bomb
[23:08:45] * SomeWHATno2 notices the raft has grown wings because of the button
[23:08:56] was planning to fly with the raft
[23:09:03] * rfk rips the wings off
[23:09:04] * SomeWHATno2 lands on hard stone
[23:09:16] <BennoBriton> STOP
[23:09:17] * SomeWHATno2 rolls down into cold water
[23:09:18] <BennoBriton> THE
[23:09:19] * rfk grabs somewhatno2
[23:09:21] <BennoBriton> /ME
[23:09:36] * rfk pulls him onto raft
[23:09:50] caraessess him
[23:09:55] * SomeWHATno2 capsizes raft and leaps onto bottom in incredible stunt
[23:10:13] * rfk rides a donkey to aisa
[23:10:23] says gtg
[23:10:26] <rfk> ghtg'
[23:10:27] gtg
[23:10:28] gtgtgtgt
[23:10:31] bye!
* SomeWHATno2 wonders how that is possible
[23:10:32] <BennoBriton> cya
[23:10:34] <SomeWHATno2> because the raft was on lava
[23:10:40] not if i leave first!
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[23:10:48] |<-- rfk has left irc.freenode.net:8000 ("CGI:IRC (EOF)")
[23:11:11] -->| SomeWHATno2 (n=183eead1@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-0cf4f0d492c068a2) has joined #illogicopedia
[23:11:42] <SomeWHATno2> now i am safe from rfk
[23:11:48] * SomeWHATno2 pulls out a potato
[23:11:59] eats the potato
[23:12:18] receives powers from the potato
[23:12:45] flies above the IRC
[23:13:13] is still mutebanned on #uncyclopedia
[23:16:42] does something else
[23:18:34] * BennoBriton Is more than muste banned
[23:19:24] * SomeWHATno2 "wonders why"
[23:20:20] * BennoBriton flooding
[23:21:17] <SomeWHATno2> notice "wonders why" is in quotes
[23:22:12] <BennoBriton> I know
[23:22:22] just being gay
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[23:33:00] -->| RFK (n=d81b7b7f@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-2f74d1c0dd2ef3da) has joined #illogicopedia
[23:33:10] <RFK> somewhatno2
[23:33:53] i have decided to make our earlier converation an article so lets start it again!
[23:34:35] * RFK wonders if he is listening
[23:35:21] <RFK> helloooeee!?!?!?!
[23:35:27] <SomeWHATno2> okay, i'm here
[23:35:35] let's not do it again...
<RFK> ok lets start
[23:35:41] why?
[23:35:52] i wanna make it an article
[23:35:59] <SomeWHATno2> it will be an article
[23:36:07] BennoBr --
[23:36:09] oops
[23:36:21] <RFK> but i need to copy and paste it to a page
<SomeWHATno2> I was about to ask BennoBriton but then saw he had left
[23:36:25] <RFK> to make
[23:36:29] oh
[23:36:32] <SomeWHATno2> SilentPenguin: you listening?
[23:36:55] * RFK thinks not
[23:36:57] <SomeWHATno2> RFK: it would be easier to ask someone else to copy and paste our earlier conversation
[23:37:02] <SilentPenguin> mm?
[23:37:07] <RFK> ?
[23:37:20] SomeWHATno2:????
<SomeWHATno2> RFK wants to make our earlier conversation into an article
[23:37:21] <SilentPenguin> me ljlego and ryan are talkin over msn
[23:37:35] <RFK> so? it would be cool
[23:37:44] with all the actoions
[23:38:12] * RFK is discraced
[23:38:23] <SomeWHATno2> SilentPenguin: would you mind copying our earlier conversation and pasting it into Illogicopedia?
[23:38:51] <SilentPenguin> you could do it yourself
[23:38:57] lazy ass
[23:39:00] <SomeWHATno2> no because I logged out before
[23:39:01] <RFK> call it: The Conversation Between SomeWHATno2 and Ragglefraggleking
[23:39:08] <SomeWHATno2> and RFK also logged out before
[23:39:11] we both quit
[23:39:17] <RFK> yeah
[23:39:20] <SomeWHATno2> so we can't do the pasting and copying
[23:39:26] <SilentPenguin> augh
[23:39:39] * RFK is copying a video and pasting on the tv
[23:39:42] <SilentPenguin> why must it be copy pasta?
[23:39:52] <RFK> idk
[23:40:04] name it:
[23:40:14] <SomeWHATno2> SilentPenguin: no need to reproduce it again
[23:40:23] if you copy and paste
[23:40:26] <SilentPenguin> mm?
[23:40:35] <RFK> The Conversation Between Ragglefraggleking and SomeWHATno2
[23:40:39] is the name
[23:40:50] <SilentPenguin> from when to when
[23:41:16] <RFK> 6 something to 7 something
[23:41:24] i think
[23:41:30] <SomeWHATno2> from when I decide to do something illogical to when I do something else
[23:41:37] from:
[23:41:44] * SomeWHATno2 decides to do something illogical
[23:41:45] <SomeWHATno2> to:
[23:41:48] <RFK> from potatoe to lava
[23:41:50] * SomeWHATno2 does something else