The Counter Game (Great Time-Wasting Fun!!!!)

Are you desperately bored?

Do you have hours of free time that you could be spending accomplishing things that actually matter, but you would rather spend wasting away on meaningless entertainment that will get you nowhere in the grand scheme of things?

Well then you might be up for a round of...

THE COUNTER GAME!!!!!!!!!1111

That's right...

THE COUNTER GAME!!!!!!!!!1111

The rules of the game are simple. Rule number one: scroll down.

Little further.

GOOD!

Now, stare at this template:

Yep. Stare at it. You're doing great! Now, all you have to do to win is keep staring at it until it reaches 567347. When it reaches that number, stand up. You've just won...

THE COUNTER GAME!!!!!!!!!1111

And you've just successfully wasted a precious hour of your life that you will NEVER, EVER GET BACK!!!!!!!!!!!111 Wasting time has never been more FUN!

And with this special offer, if you win the game more than ten times, you can call our toll-free number, and we'll send you a free pistol!!!

GUARANTEED!!!!11

I hope you enjoyed playing the COUNTER game. Be sure to come back again real soon for some more meaningless fun!