The Creme Egg Incident
So I have a weird fetish in cumming in food, and one time I had a Cadbury cream egg and I cut a small hole at the top and got to work. After I finished I wrapped it up in its wrapper and put it in my bag. I forgot about this, and went to sort of a family gathering, and after about 4 hours I remembered it. For context I hate my brother in law, every night I can hear him rawdogging my sister aggressively I really hope I was joking here but it's completely true, we live in a small apartment in Birmingham and I can hear everything going on next door. Anyways, I saw it my bag and gave it to him as a kind gesture to try and make up for an argument we had, I completely forgot about the incident before where I ejaculater in it he ate it and noticed that it tasted "off" he spat it out immediately and started running to the sink, my face went bright red as I just remembered what I did to it, I tried walking away but he grabbed me and shouted "THIS MAN CUMMED IN MY CREAM EGG" once again, I really wish I was joking but this really did happen. Later that night I felt terrible yet I oddly enjoyed it and pleasure myself often to the thought of it. I could also hear him plowing my sister in the room next door. Was it that bad what I did or should I not be so guilty?
Why i would do it again[edit | edit source]
Honestly, it was worth it. I planned a revenge before i could get revenge. Honestly, i would do it again. I came in his sandwich the other day because He decided to poop on the floor and yell "i’m a minecraft kid" 20 times at 4 in the morning.
Best experience ever![edit | edit source]
Hello, this is Carl from High School. I remember The Creme Egg Incident! I was there and it was hilarious! Me and the gang of scallywags have ever forgotten this incident. November 1, 2006 was the day.