The Danger of X-Rays

Listen to my words, young one.
Do not dare heed the doctor's advice, and shun his most dreaded "health service".
Yes, you comprehend what I am talking about! It is the one reason the NHS is a bit shifty.
For you see, the danger of X-rays is one that shan't be ignored.

Do you think I am talking nonsense?! Oh how the joke will be on you if you don't follow my help.
For you see, x-rays be thee tool of teh devil.
Don't you believe me? Look, your skeleton is captured on a recording, perhaps forever!!

This is exactly what I am talking about:

^ That is why this should never be allowed to happen.
I hope you have learned your lesson, now get back to work you scallywag!