The Elder Swear
This is the ultimate Wizard Swear Word, which has been accurately recorded thanks to Dumbledor in Potter Puppet Pals. It is extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemely old. Here goes... YOUR MOTHER IS A ************************ -ING ************ LOREM IPSUM *************** AGMITENVENIUM ******************* TTRAGULAAF ************************ HIPPOPOTAMUS ************************ REPUBLICAN ************* -ING DANIEL RADCLIFF *********************** WITH A BUCKET OF ************************* IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ************************** SOUP ********************** WITH A BUCKET OF *************** MICKEY MOUSE ******************* AND A STICK OF DYNAMYTE ********************************************** MAGICAL ****************************** ALAKAZAM!!!!!