The End of the World
The sky is reddish and the clouds loom over... Is it the apocalypse or is it Fancy Feast? I do not know.
Those curious step out of their doors and look above to see their impending doom.
The world; my friends; will end by the hand of fluffy pink bunnies.
Fluffy pink bunnies?[edit | edit source]
Giant ones. Falling from the sky. Killing all in their path. No one can escape...
Can we hide?[edit | edit source]
Hide? They smell your fear! All attempts at preservation are futile! FUTILE!!!!
Will we all die?[edit | edit source]
Yes! WE WILL ALL DIE! Even those in the most remote areas. Death will come to us all!!!
Why? Why? Why?[edit | edit source]
I don't know. Perhaps because we elected a black man as president.
Woah, woah, woah... No racism, man.[edit | edit source]
Sorry. Um- maybe because of the gays?
No discrimination whatsoever[edit | edit source]
Okay... Maybe because you touch yourself at night... No matter. YOU WILL DIE?
So- since we're all gonna die- can I have sex with my best friend's sister?[edit | edit source]
Go ahead.
Nice... So- when is this gonna happen?[edit | edit source]
In a theater near you on October 5th!
Our impending doom.
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