The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories
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A Bitchy Cat[edit | edit source]
A bitchy cat drugged evil flailing geckos.
- Honestly!
- It just knew little minions need opiates,
- particularly quirky, red, slimy Tokays.
- Under veiled windows, X-rated yowling zeal.
Another Bloated Corpse[edit | edit source]
Another bloated corpse, decaying ever foully.
- "Gentlemen, how is justice, karma, law,
- made necessary over pooled, quivering refuse?
- Stand tall, unless vermin will xenophobize your zeitgeist!"
Abandoned, Billy Cried[edit | edit source]
Abandoned, Billy cried desperately,
- ever forlorn, gated hopelessly inside jail.
- Knowledge lost, memory not operating...
- Probably quaffed rancid spirits...
- That unbelievable vineyard, with xylariaceae yeast zinfandel.
- Probably quaffed rancid spirits...
- Knowledge lost, memory not operating...
Alvin's Benign Chestnut[edit | edit source]
Alvin's benign chestnut dribbles
- extremely fragrant garbage, happy insect juice.
- Kate loves men, not ovaries, particularly queefs.
- Rectified spleen tasted undulating voices when xylographic yodelers zip.
- Kate loves men, not ovaries, particularly queefs.
Aardvark Bellowed Candidly[edit | edit source]
Aardvark bellowed candidly.
- Derek estimated five good hours in jar kaputting loudness.
- More narcissistic oxen paid queen Regina, sexy taxpayer, under venison with xylophone yelling zombies.
Arresting Blinded Cats[edit | edit source]
Arresting blinded cats didn't exactly fix goat heads.
- I just kept learning more negative omens.
- People!
- Quiet!
- Real soul takers understand versions with Xhosa.
- Yeah, Zach.
- Real soul takers understand versions with Xhosa.
- Quiet!
- People!
Artists Beat Cartoonists[edit | edit source]
Artists beat cartoonists during exams for great hours.
- Illustrious jerks killed lepers; many normal or perfect.
- Quietly, retards took underwear very warily.
- Xenon yielded zebras.
- Quietly, retards took underwear very warily.
Architecture Bothers Connor[edit | edit source]
Architecture bothers Conner; deafening even.
- Forsaken, Georgie helped inquisitive jaguars kidnap leopards.
- Molesting nude octopi persuaded Quincy readily.
- So, the underlying variation was xylophones yell, "Zeus"
- Molesting nude octopi persuaded Quincy readily.
A Broken Collar[edit | edit source]
A broken collar deems exquisite for Gerald.
- He imagines jars killing lenghy men, needlessly.
- Otherwise, people question "randumb" stories to undress very weary xenophobia's.
- You zeeeeee?
- Otherwise, people question "randumb" stories to undress very weary xenophobia's.
Attacked by Creeps[edit | edit source]
Attacked by creeps donning edible freaking gnome-hats.
- I jogged. Kahless loves moronic nihilists.
- Oh pfft. Quintuplets read slower than u.
- Vultures write 'xactly.
- You're zzztupid!
- Vultures write 'xactly.
- Oh pfft. Quintuplets read slower than u.
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