The Gruesome Story With Blood and Guts That is the Worst Story I’ve Ever Written
A touching story of friendship, romance and lots and lots of blood. There is also some guts. And axes chopping off peoples heads.
It is not written very well.
I hope you enjoy it.
It is Miss Willy Wonka’s room. All of the class is in there. Suddenly, a man comes through the door. Laloo, who is really weird and a teacher’s pet, says:
“WHO ARE YOU?” The man gets a gun and blows Laloo’s head off. It explodes in a shower of blood and guts. Jack yells
“RUN!”
Campton, Posie, Gale, Gilien, Jazza, Sala and Noto don’t know what they’re doing and try to run past the man. He gets a gun and goes bang and shoots Campton who dies. Then he gets an axe and chops off Jazza’s head. Jazza’s body falls to the ground in a puddle of blood. Noto, Posie, Sala, Gale and Gilien run away, Noto saying
“NOOOOO!”
Sedi, Los, Jack, Philly, Nalinon, Hanis, Kidwin, Sopy and Udi duck behind the chairs as the man gets out a machine gun. Hanis yells out
“DUCK!”
But Calain doesn’t. Calain is shredded to pieces of meat, screaming
“AAAAAH!”
Posie, Gilien, Gale, Sala and Noto try to duck behind the table. Posie tries to help Gilien but the gun shreds him into meat and blood and HE dies. Posie, Noto and Gale jump behind the tables just before the bullets reach them and the tables in front of them are instantly shredded to splinters, Sala just ducks out of the way and rolls away like Spiderman to the left, the bullets shredding the tables around her. Now only Udi, Noto, Sopy, Gale, Nalinon, Kidwin, Los, Jack, Sedi, Posie, Hanis and Philly are left. The man gets more axes and starts throwing them around the room. Posie, Gale and Noto are together. Posie gets scared and she gets Noto and Gale and throws them out in front of the axes to save herself. Luckily the axes only chop off Noto’s arms and he falls to the ground, still alive, but in a puddle of blood. Gale gets hit in the stomach so he can’t help Noto but is still alive too. Posie just laughs and runs away to save herself. Jack and Sopy see that Noto is hurt and run out to save him. An axe scrapes Jack’s arm but he is OK. They get Noto and bring him back, Gale hobbling along beside them. They are about to get killed by an axe when Sala jumps out of nowhere and grabs it in mid air. She says
“THERE YOU GO”
Sopy and Jack reply at the same time
“YEAH, THANKS SO MUCH, BUT WE’VE GOT TO GET NOTO AND GALE OUTTA HERE”
Then suddenly and axe comes out of nowhere and chops off Sopy’s head, which rolls onto the ground. Her body’s neck spews out blood and then it topples to the ground. Jack looks around, still holding the wounded Noto in his arms, Gale is standing next to him, cringing in pain. Udi, Los, Sedi, Kidwin, Hanis and Philly are standing in front of him, and Sala is standing beside him, looking down at Sopy’s dead body in horror, whispering
“OH MY GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE MAN WE’RE GONNA DIE OH MY GOD “
Suddenly, a machine gun’s bullets rake the room around them. A bullet goes through Hanis’s head and he topples to the ground dead. Los gets two bullets to the arm and falls to the ground screaming in pain. Sala, Kidwin and Philly, the girls, scream in horror like girls do. Everyone else jumps to the ground to get away from the bullets, and then they dash off. They bump into Posie. She has gone crazy and she has a gun. She starts firing madly and the group breaks up into two, but not before Posie shoots herself in the head and kills herself. Now Udi, Jack, Sala, Noto and Philly are together and Los, Sedi, Nalinon, Gale and Kidwin are together. Suddenly Kidwin and Sedi stop and start kissing eachother. It is disgusting. Los runs past the in disgust saying
“WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE WEIRDOS”
And Gale continues too running beside him saying
“THERE IS NO KISSIN ALLOWED AT THIS BLOODY SCHOOL MAN”
Nalinon thinks this is cruel, leaving them behind, and stays behind because they are helpless in each other’s grasp.
Back to the other group. Jack is carrying Noto and Udi is injured and Philly is OK. Sala is running down the street too beside Philly. They run down the street. The man is following them. He has sent A REMOTE CONRTOL GUN TO KILL SEDI, KIDWIN, NALINON, GALE AND LOS.
He starts firing at them.
Jack says
THIS IS CRAZY
Philly says
YEAH
Udi says
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET AWAY
Noto says
BLUERGH!
And coughs up blood and loses consciousness.
Sala says
WE SHOULD USE LIPSTICK ON HIM
Philly says
YEAH
Everyone else says
NO WAY YOU WEIRDO GIRLS
They run down the street, but Philly stops and turns to Udi.
WILL YOU MARRY ME
She asks
Udi says
NO
She says
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Udi says
COME ON YOU GUYS STUFF HER SHE’S WEIRD
So they do because Noto said NOHNGDNONGNO and that sounded like no and because he was injured they should listen to him.
So they leave her behind, crying and saying
UDI MARRY ME PLEASE NO WHAT THE HELL AAAH!
Sala thinks this is cruel so stays behind to protect Philly because she is helpless in no ones grasp.
Jack, Noto and Udi bump into Marnin who was late for school and tell her the story. She doesn’t believe it but comes anyway.
Anyway back to Los, Gale, Sedi, Nalinon and Kidwin. Los thought it was mean to leave Sedi and Kidwin to die even though it was disgusting to even go near them. But he grabbed them and pulled them along but not before a bullet went into Sedi’s head and he exploded in a shower of blood and guts, his brain and heart splattering against the walls. Kidwin, who thought she was beautiful but really wasn’t, Los, the cool dino and Star Wars nerd who loved Scelidosaurus, Oviraptor and Nigel Marvin, Nalinon, the big kid who everyone thought was a complete idiot, and Gale, a Year 3 kid who always got into trouble, turned around to see a remote controlled gun flying towards them.
Kidwin said
I’LL USE MY LIPSTICK ON IT
But Los said
SHUT UP YOU WEIRDO
And he pulled her away from the gun.
But it fired at Nalinon. He jumped out of the way saying
YOU WON’T GET ME
But it did get him and he exploded in a shower of blood and guts and brains and flesh and half digested lunch, which splattered all over the walls and all over Kidwin, who screamed in pain, yelling
OH NO MY BEAUTY IS RUINED
Then the gun got it’s spike and charged at them…
Philly, who wanted to marry Udi, was saying
DON’T KILL ME
But the man who had just come just put her into a guillotine he had been carrying in his backpack, shoved dynamite into her mouth, let the blade drop, and then let the dynamite explode. Philly was dead. Sala, who had watched the whole thing, said
YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS
OH YEAH?
Asked the man and he punched her head off. It flew a couple of metres and landed on a spike and it cracked in half. Sala’s body fell back onto a spike too.
SPLAT
it splattered into blood and guts. Sala was dead.
Then the man went after the rest of the kids. Then suddenly out of nowhere Hanis appeared. He wasn’t dead! He chopped off the man’s head with a pocket-knife. But then he saw the remote controlled gun flying overhead. It had Kidwins's body severed onto a spike and covered in blood and guts and dead!
It flew away towards the others.
The others were walking down the street when Marnin looked up and said
LOOK IT’S A BLOODY GUN THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL, THEYRE-
But then the gun decapitated her with its spike and killed her. Then suddenly out of nowhere came Los and Gale. Gale yelled
I’LL KILL YOU REMOTE CONTROL-
But the gun blew him up and his arms and legs and head flew in different directions. Then it fired a tranquilliser at Los and he instantly fell asleep. Then it turned and started to fire at Jack. But Jack was fast and he stabbed it with a pocketknife and it exploded and then suddenly Noto’s arms grew back. Los’s heals wounded, I mean, Los’s wounds healed, and then Hanis ran up, puffing and exhausted, but all right. They were all right!
But not quite. Suddenly a kamikaze kid named Awoar jumped into the middle of them. He had dynamite strapped to his body, and they were lit. No one had time to think. They all blew up, Jack, Los, Udi, Noto, Hanis and Awoar too, blood and guts flying everywhere, arms and legs and heads and brains and half digested lunches and clothes and hair and bones splattering everywhere. They was dead.