The Hitler explosion of 2123
Intro[edit | edit source]
Hitler was a man that was very misunderstood in fact he loved giving Jews a once in a lifetime experience. In that experience he got a cream gun, stodged it down their mouths and filled them full of cream. They were later topped with chocolate and eaten.Then traditionally he asked "Jew mad, bro?". He then took a dose of Heroin. In his spare time, he watched Charlie Chaplin films to get inspiration for his moustache.
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Hitler was a keen abuser of Marijuana
The explosion itself[edit | edit source]
The Hitler explosion of 2123 happened in 2123. He had made a miscalculation in programming a new cream gun when his old one broke down. The Jew grew to the size of a small circus tent. Hitler, meanwhile was so shocked he jumped back into his clone bay by accident. His clones then proceeded to builod an atomic bomb. They were going to launch it but they were too busy having baths.In there baths they decided that they would team up with David Bowie. The original Hitler was long dead by this point. They tried to bring him back by writing a racist article. The article was not racist enough to bring back the original Hitler and thus the projection of Hitler exploded due to lack of racism. David Bowie and all the Hitlers were scattered across dimensions.
John Terry's involvement in the resurrection of the original Hitler[edit | edit source]
They needed something very racist to resurrect Hitler so they called John Terry head of the Black Haters club.They decided there would be nothing more racist than an article defending Eric Cartman's views.
A Hitler song by Rudyard Kipling[edit | edit source]
There is a juicy little man called Hitler He bites and he might even kill you Da Da Da Dum He is fun and playful He has a magical cream {CENSORED} He hates himself because he was brought up by a pack of Juice wogglers When he wanted to be a pedalo racist Da Da Da Da Da Da Pom Pa Pom Pa Pom Pa Poo X100 Heil Hitler Heil Hitler Achtum Achtum Achtum Nazi belly buttons
Recreational Use[edit | edit source]
Some people used the explosion to get high. Very Naughty. Tut. Tut.