The Housing crisis DJ edition
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this is sort of a how to build a house vs house genres in edm music
you may have heard on the news about "The housing Crisis" and it hit me hard, like a hammer on a nail, that connects to a wooden board, on..............a house.
BASS HOUSE[edit | edit source]
before anything else you need a bass house, that is, BOOOOM aaahh what what's going on, oh sorry there goes the neighbors, anyway I was saying Ahhhh my god I can't hear anything sorry I'm going to have to yell this the musics too loud.
THE FIRST STEP IN BASS HOUSE IS THE BUILDING MATERIAL, FOR EXAMPLE YOU NEED A LOT OF CONCRETE.
do I need drill?[edit | edit source]
no drill, just house
Which House is for Me[edit | edit source]
There are many options of house available, big Room, progressive, french, even techy. Especially if your rich, if your not well....you could always, wait for the drop.............in median house prices.
most people would prefer a normal house but there are people who like
1. microhouse (small house) strongly influenced by minimalism but also technology, so basically what a university student would live.
2. Garage house (living out of your garage) popular with people you see down the street like failed glam rockers.
3. deep house (a house that's deep) it just keeps going in, a nice feel, pretty colors on the walls, quite relaxed, popular with hippys who are oblivious to sex.
Witch House[edit | edit source]
a witch house is a house that has nothing to do with house.
I assume it's because a witch lives in it.
Future House[edit | edit source]
it's your future house just picture it use your imagination
What about taking a break from building the house[edit | edit source]
no breaks, just house
Fidget House[edit | edit source]
a house you can masturbate in without fear of neighbors looking at your naked body, popular in the suburbs of Melbourne Australia.
Melbourne Bounce[edit | edit source]
a popular website used by people who live in fidget houses and want to view pornography on the internet.
Acid House[edit | edit source]
Acid rain inside a house
Diva House[edit | edit source]
spawned from this co (disco) generally flat leveling in the rooms, personal elevator, safety rails everywhere, even a built in panic room.
Eurohouse[edit | edit source]
full of europeans who faun over ABBA which as everyone knows is the Angolan Brick Builders Association, they are a great group of hardworking Angolan house builders, so kuduro to them, oh wait I mean kudos.
Outside the House[edit | edit source]
it's all Grime don't go outside