The Imaginary Friend:Bobdydoo

This user is an imaginary friend he belongs to User:Eiffel Tower

I am sorry for any offense caused 2 NE1 in this article

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Mwee On IRC (This Didn't Really Happen)

<Bobdydoo> Hewo

<Jojo Randomise> Go Away

<Bobdydoo> WAHWAH!

<Jojo Randomise> Don't Cry

<Bobdydoo> Poo-Poo

<Jojo Randomise> No Don't argh you just had to poo on my new sandals

<Bobdydoo>Fuck off you Bastard

<Jojo Randomise> Ok

<Bobdydoo> *Bobdydoo Kills Jojo Randomise

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Other Time On IRC (Again This Didn't Happen)

<Bobdydoo> Hewwo, (insert name)

<Thebladester> WTF?! who r u?

<Bobdydoo> i bobdydoo

<Thebladester> Get Out Of My Way!

<Bobdydoo> No!

<Thebladester> Fuck off

<Bobdydoo> Fuck off you Bastard you are a right bucket of arse

<Thebladester> *Thebladester gets out a gun

<Bobdydoo> *Bobdydoo gets out… a pickle

<Thebladester> *Thebladester steals Bobdydoo's pickle and drops the gun

<Bobdydoo> *Bobdydoo picks up the gun and shoots Thebladester

<Thebladester> *Thebladester dies

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The Life Of An Imaginary Friend

Being an imaginary friend is hard you can't think for yourself or do anything yourself well u can do things for yourself but not all the time.

This is me

Luckily my creator imagined me gigantic so i can crush and kill people that me or my creator do not like.

Like Jojo Randomise and Thebladester I Do Not Like Them (Eiffel Tower likes them but Bobdydoo doesn't).

IRC encounter of the Werewolf kind

<Bobdydoo> I Rule!

<Asema> No u don't i Rule!

*Out of nowhere SilentPenguin and Ryan Appear

<Bobdydoo> Gulp! *Bobdydoo whispers to himself "i am surrounded"

*Bobdydoo has left IRC

*BobdyGUNS has joined

<BobdyGUNS> Put your hands up i hav guns!

<Asema and SilentPenguin> Ok

<Ryan> NEVER! *He pulls out a sword

*GUNSHOT! Oh Noes What Has He Done!

*Ryan is lying down dead

Ryan's blood

<Asema> You are under arrest (a 2 day ban)

<BobdyGUNS> Never!!!!!

THE END WTF?! Who Did That?

<Asema and SilentPenguin> We Did! BWAHAHAHA!

*Sir Eiffel Has Joined

SilentPenguin Gets Shot by…Asema Ryan who was attempting to save Sir Eiffel who just joined

*Ryan has become a zombie

<Sir_Eiffel> Oh For F**'s sake what is going on!

<BobdyGUNS> So thats were u r, u promised to suck my balls earlier if i cud kill Jojo and Ben, And I Did.

<Sir_Eiffel> Buh, wha, oh cum on!

<Zombie(Ryan)> Brains, BRains, BRAins, BRAIns, BRAINs, BRAINS!!!!

<BobdyGUNS> Cum on now Eiffel suck my balls they r gettin dry