The Indestructible Hamster
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Cpl. Joseph X. Hamstertonsworthshire Xenu Christ Obama XIII is the only hamster to ever consume an entire strawberry with one bite.
Information[edit | edit source]
- Nickname: Indestructible Hamster
- Age: 10,414
- Species: hamstris Illogicus
- Religion:
ChristianityJudaismScientologyHamsterism
Life story[edit | edit source]
His company has maimed his own account marshmallows.
Umm... more info, I guess?[edit | edit source]
"I AM IN THE EAT OF THE PEOPLEMOUTH" were his last words before dying at the age of 10,415 due to a bad case of digestion.