The Modern Declaration of Independence
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OMG! We r fre yeah!!!!11!!11!!!! We hld thſe Trths 2 b ſlf evdnt tht all M3n r crtd =. Im 2 lzy 2 mke teh Rſt.
Lolz, Georgio Waſhingtonizzle's Bodypopping!
Go!
Go!
Go Georgey, it's your Birthday!
- *Craſh*
Oh Man, that's a ſerious Boo-boo. So you better watch out, Man!
I command thee:
- ...to ſhine my Shoes
- ... to ſmiteth when declared by me
- ... to readeth this when required